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Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails”, “highballs” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Filed Under: All About Women, Bored Dead, Breasts, Britney Spears, SEX EDUCATION, Sexy Jokes, Viagra Tagged With: breast implants, cocktails, highballs, Pfizer Corp, stiff drink, Viagra

Itsy bitsy Dissolving bikini

Itsy bitsy Dissolving bikini comes with no strings attached. The saucy thong swimsuit looks like a real bikini but disappears after just a few seconds in water.

Trailer Dissolvable Bikini: does it work? from Clint.be on Vimeo.

Dissolving bikini

Filed Under: "PERSONAL" ADVERTISEMENTS, Breasts, Good Girl Tagged With: bikini, Dissolving bikini

Bounce Baby

Bounce Baby Bounce

Filed Under: "PERSONAL" ADVERTISEMENTS, Breasts Tagged With: boobs, Breasts, cleavage

Jumping on the Bed

A fortyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?? What’s the matter with you?”
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care… I just came from having a mammogram and the Doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.”
The husband said,? “What did he say about your 46 year old ass?”
“Your name never came up,”? She replied.

Filed Under: "PERSONAL" ADVERTISEMENTS, Breasts, Interesting Tagged With: 18 year old, 46 year old, Breasts, lover, mammogram

Resimay

Resimay

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real

quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really

seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my

persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and

wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.

Employer’s response:……

Dear Peggy May,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check

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My Space characters for womanâ€™s Breasts

My Space characters for womanâ€™s Breasts

(o)(o) perfect breasts

( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts

(*)(*) high nipple breasts

(@)(@) big nipple breasts

oo a cups

{ O }{ O } d cups

(oYo) wonder bra breasts

( ^ )( ^ ) cold breasts

(o)(O) lopsided breasts

(Q)(O) pierced breasts

(p)(p) hanging tassels breasts

o/o/ Grandma’s breasts

( – )( – ) flat against the shower door breasts

|o||o| android breasts

($)($) Jenny McCarthy’s breasts

Filed Under: Bored Dead, Breasts

Admiration or fascination of Breasts

As us females go, weather we admit it or not we do admire breasts weather they are our own or others. The real thing or enhanced. Breasts are the things that make the world go around. They make us who we are and bring out our sexuality. Large or small they entice all. Here are the top 3 in our pics. The last is my favorite, Maybe santa has a big pocket this year.

Tyra Banks is striking a pose that’s truly striking: She’s modeling Victoria’s Secret’s Heavenly ’70s Fantasy bra, containing 2,900 diamonds set in 10-karat white gold, adding up to 112 carats of luxurious lift and support, reports USA Today.

The $10 million creation is from jewelry designer Mouawad, and features a flawless 70-carat pear-shaped diamond in the center. It will be featured in Victoria‘s Secret’s Christmas catalog