WHY VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN REAL SEX
- Vibrators don’t have problems with gas … Nor do they hog the remote … Nor the computer!
- We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.
- Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when it tires.
- Position is your choice, not his.
- You don’t have to suck it.
- It works “while” the sports games are on.
- It always is hard.
- It doesn’t leave a mess behind.
- You don’t have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.
- It doesn’t care that you gained 10 lbs.
- It doesn’t fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.
- You don’t have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
- You don’t have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning.
- You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to!
- They don’t get tired after the first time.
- They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.
- They never drink too much and embarrass you.
- You don’t have to tell the vibrator he’s the best you ever had!
- Vibrators don’t prematurely ejaculate.
- Safe sex without a rubber.
- Vibrators don’t ask who your Daddy is.
- Vibrators last as long as YOU want them to last.
- You don’t have to put up with the shit, just turn it off when you get done with it !
- As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibrator can keep going and going and going!
- Vibrators do what you want them to do at ALL times!
- Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime anywhere you want!!
- They never ask how they were.
- They don’t burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.
- You don’t have to dress up for your vibrator.
- You don’t have to stroke its ego.
- They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another get-go.
- It doesn’t leave a wet spot.
- You can carry it with you at all times, and not feel obligated to feed it.
- It doesn’t require “a little lip action” to get hard
- It has no problem finding the “g spot.”
- You know exactly where its been.
- Vibrators don’t care if you get crumbs in the bed.
THE ABC’S OF EX-LOVERS
A is for the automobile which he doesn’t own.
B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.
C is for the commitment that was never there.
D is for the dildo he didn’t know I had.
E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.
F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn’t something or someone better to do.
G is also for the spot he could never find!
H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.
I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.
J is for jugular, the one I’d love to sever.
K is for kinky, he always started without me.
L is for love in most cases, but exceptions have been made, L is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH and LITTLE DICK.
M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have you ever met one? Do you know where any are?
N is for the narcotics. He drove me past alcohol.
O is for the orgasms he thought he made me have.
P is for PAYBACKS. Remember they are HELL!
Q is for queer. I sometimes wonder if he is.
R is for the hopeless romantic he said he was. He was half right. He was hopeless, not to mention worthless.
S is also for satisfied, which he rarely made me feel.
T is for typical. Typical little boy playing at being a man.
U is also for the ugly girl he is dating now.
V is for the voodoo doll I made of him.
W is for wife, the one he said he didn’t have.
X is what he is to me now!!!!
Y is for WHY the hell did I ever get involved with him.
Z isn’t for anything, just like him, he ain’t anything either.
SIGNS YOU’VE HAD A BAD DATE WITH A GIRL
* Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to date her mother.
* You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little league with her.
* She has a thicker mustache than you.
* When you go to pick her up, her lawyer meets you at the door with a contract describing your duties and restrictions.
* You jokingly ask her if she wants to go down to Atlantic City and get married. She then informs you that leaving the state is a violation of her parole.
* Her bra and panties are wired to an alarm system.
* You walk away from her front door with the roses you got her shoved up your ass.
* You are the first guy that she’s gone out with that isn’t her cousin.
* At the end of the night she gives you a coupon that is good for a free shot of penicillin at the nearest clinic.
* She beats the crap out of some guy for making fun of your hair cut.
* You wake up the next morning with a wicked hang-over. In the bed next to you is Janet Reno.
* At the end of the night, you drop her off at her house, and her pimp is waiting there with your bill.
* You wake up to find your loins covered with purple and green spots, with an intense itching in your left thigh.
* She keeps staring at you all through dinner, then finally asks if you want to meet Satan.
* She is better hung than you.
* She constantly complains that her cat won’t stop laughing at her.
* She informs you that you can’t go out again because her spirit guide doesn’t like you.
* She informs you that you can’t go out again because her boyfriend doesn’t like you.
YOU KNOW YOU’VE HAD WILD SEX WHEN..
* Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
* It takes five minutes to un-knot your bodies.
* An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
* The cat’s exhausted from just watching you.
* A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.
* You’ve both gone down one clothing size.
* You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There’s nothing left to adjust.
* You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.
* Boy, are you hungry!
* You’re absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.
WHY NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
1. There are even more positions in which you can do nothing.
2. Nothing is free.
3. You can do nothing with anybody, at any time, and nobody will spread nasty rumors about you.
4. You can eat or sleep while you do nothing, and nobody will be offended.
5. It’s perfectly alright to look bored while you do nothing.
6. While you may get fired for doing nothing at work, you probably won’t get sued for it.
7. Keep those hard-earned pounds — do nothing!
8. No man would dream of forcing a woman to do nothing.
9. The less effort you make, the better doing nothing is.
10. Chances are, you won’t feel the effects of doing nothing nine months from now.
11. Doing nothing when you are inebriated won’t lead to any embarrassing situations later on.
12. Men and women generally take the same amount of time to do nothing.
13. You can do nothing with your kids without getting arrested.
14. You can do nothing in your car, on an airplane, in a school or work desk, in a restroom, on the toilet, in the bathtub, and on a hard tile floor in relative comfort.
15. PMS won’t keep you from doing nothing (thank heavens).
16. Being “in the mood” to do nothing is no big effort.
17. You can do nothing if you are paralyzed from the neck down.
18. There is no point in your life at which you are incapable of doing nothing.
19. People ENJOY getting phone calls when they are doing nothing.
20. Doing nothing will never be a disappointing experience.
Banned VW Commercial
Ackmed and his VW
20 REASONS WHY A QUICKIE BEATS MARATHON SEX
1. No repetitive-stress injuries.
2. Knocks out insomnia faster than two tabs of Tylenol PM and a Bud tallboy.
3. Two words: less sweat.
4. On deadline? No problem!
5. Saves on batteries.
6. No guilt associated with sayin
gee, “I think it’s time for you to go home now.”
7. Two more words: stress reduction.
8. Makes for an interesting elevator ride.
9. Won’t ruin your lipstick.
10. Great way to kill time while stuck in traffic on the way to the beach (if you don’t mind rubberneckers).
11. Sometimes you just don’t want your toes sucked.
12. You don’t have to worry about remembering your partner’s name.
13. Performance anxiety? What’s that?
14. It’s something to do while talking to your parents on the phone.
15. Doesn’t give you enough time to notice he or she smells bad.
16. You don’t have to suffer the embarrassment of having an orgasm in front of someone you hardly know.
17. You can have your after-sex cig in the cab. That is, after having sex in the cab.
18. A line doesn’t form outside the bathroom at the party.
19. Dinner doesn’t get cold.
20. Pillow talk? What’s that!
DO YOU NEED A LIFESTYLE CHANGE?
Attention all Heterosexual Men!
Are you disillusioned by your lifestyle? Do you want more from life besides monster truck shows? Do Budweiser commercials confuse you? Are you tired of being a year behind in fashion? Do you wish you had a nice apartment like the ones you see on “Will & Grace”?
YOU ARE NOT ALONE! Act now, and you’ll be on your way to living a fabulous, glamorous life as a HOMOSEXUAL! We are now recruiting heterosexual men ages.
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Let us assist you in your transformation from bland to beautiful! We’ll give you all the steps you’ll need to be a happy fairy, such as:
* Drag make-up tips!
* How to have sex with a man WITHOUT the six pack of beer!
* How to decorate with frills and throw pillows to brighten up any room!
* Essential Madonna and Cher records to own
* That tongue trick invented circa 1978 in some alley in NYC
* Ricky Martin’s fan club address
* Style and grooming tips NO self respecting gay would be without (hope you’re not too attached to that uni-brow)
* How to wear a G-string with poise and dignity (we’ll insert a few bucks to get you started)
* Finger-snapping lessons, and a dialect coach to assist in “gaylingo”
* Learn important historical dates, like: the year Donna Summer won her first Grammy, Barbra’s wedding anniversary, and the day Judy died!
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This may actually be worth a try…Gas prices
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YOU PROBABLY FLUNKED SEX EDUCATION IF YOU THINK…
*A clitoris is a type of flower.
* A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
* “Spread eagle” is an extinct bird.
* Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack.
* A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
* A G-string is part of a fiddle.
* Semen is a term for sailors.
* Anus is a Latin term for sailors.
* Testicles are found on an octopus.
* Asphalt describes rectal problems.
* KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
* Masturbate is a lure used to catch large fish.
* Coitus is a musical instrument.
* Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
* An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
* A condom is a large apartment complex.
* An orgasm is a musician who accompanies a church choir.
* A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
* A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
* An erection is when Japanese people vote.
* A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
* Sodomy is a special variety of fast growing grass.
* Pornography is the business of making records.
* Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
* Douche is the French word for “two.”
YOU KNOW YOU’RE KINKY WHEN…
- You keep the ACE Hardware catalog with your other pornography.
- You were always disappointed that the book Of Human Bondage wasn’t.
- Sticks & stones may break your bones, but that’s an acceptable risk.
- You read Andrea Dworkin for the pornography.
- You call people other than your Father “Daddy.”
- Reading the word spanking makes you blush.
- Your first, favorite scout badge was for knot tying.
- You moved to Oregon so you could wear more raincoats.
- Kitchen utensils are found in your bedroom.
- Tack shops: Not just for equestrians anymore.
- You own and use handcuffs, but aren’t employed in law enforcement.
- Your contracts involve punishments, but no money.
- Your friends covet the bondage cross in your bedroom.
- You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, “Cool! I’ve always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!”
- Your entire Music collection consists of music you can Scene to.
- You give a new song a rating of 65. It’s got a good beat and you can squirm to it.
- You start to salivate and get aroused as you pass the local candle factory.
- You always smell like Yankee Candle’s Scent-Of-The-Month.
- Canning season gets you *really* excited.
- You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you stop to see if the poor guy needs a PERSON to cane.
- Citibank calls you because someone used your credit card to make a huge purchase at a tack shop in another state, and they know that you live in a metropolitan area and don’t own a horse.
- You make your vacation destination decisions based on that area’s Assault and Battery, Consent, and Sexual Deviance laws.
- Your Avon Representative politely informs you that the company has no plans to make that Eau de Leather scent you have been pestering them about.
- Your idea of Fantasy Island looks far more like “Exit to Eden” than anything they showed on TV.
- They know you by name, size, and favorite colors at four local leather shops.
- You need an 18-wheeler to haul all your toys to a party.
- Your son’s Boy Scout Troop thinks you are way cool because you helped them earn their merit badge for knot tying.
Summer Lyn Glau from Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Facts for Summer Glau
Summer’s biography in short.
- Full name: Summer Lyn Glau
- Date of birth: 24th July 1981
- Place of birth: San Antonio, Texas, USA
- Current residence: Los Angeles
- Starsign: Leo
- Hair colour: Brown
- Eye colour: Brown
- Height: 5′ 8″ (1.73 m)
- Siblings: Two younger sisters
MOVIES
2006 The Initiation of Sarah
2006 Mammoth
2005 Serenity
2004 Sleepover
TV SHOWS
2007 The Sarah Connor Chronicles
2002 Firefly
GUEST APPEARENCES
09/09/2007 The 4400: Tiny Machines
08/26/2007 The 4400: Ghost In The Machine
08/12/2007 The 4400: Daddy’s Little Girl
06/17/2007 The 4400: The Wrath of Graham
04/03/2007 The Unit: The Outsiders
02/13/2007 The Unit: The Water Is Wide
02/06/2007 The Unit: Johnny B. Good
01/16/2007 The Unit: The Broom Cupboard
11/22/2006 The Unit: Report by Exception
10/17/2006 The Unit: Force Majeure
09/26/2006 The Unit: Extreme Rendition
08/27/2006 The 4400: Fifty-Fifty Videos
08/20/2006 The 4400: Terrible Swift Sword
07/30/2006 The 4400: The Ballad of Kevin and Tess
06/05/2005 The 4400: Wake Up Call Images
11/04/2004 CSI: What’s Eating Gilbert Grissom?
11/09/2003 Cold Case: Love Conquers Al
02/04/2002 Angel: Wainting In The Wings
AS HERSELF
2006 A Filmmaker’s Journey
2005 Re-Lighting the Firefly
2005 Sci Fi Inside: Serenity
2003 Here’s How It Was: The Making of ‘Firefly’
2003 Serenity: The 10th Character
MUSICAL COMMEDY / PLAY
??? Paint Your Wagon
??? Le Bourgeois Gentilhomme
??? The Happy Widow
??? Peer Gynt
Summer Lyn Glau was born on July 24, 1981, in San Antonio Texas. Even though she grew up close to the Mexican border, she’s not of Latin origins. Her ancestors were German, Irish and Scottish.
She has two younger sisters Christie and Kaitlin. Her father is a general contractor and her mother is a schoolteacher. Her grandfather was a pilot in the Air Force who travelled all over the world.
Because of her very rigorous ballet training schedule Summer was home schooled by her mother Mari from grades 3 to 12. Summer trained and performed as a ballerina dancer but also studied tango and flamenco. Throughout her teenage years she danced at the Majestic Theatre in shows like Le Bourgeois Gentilhomme, The Happy Widow, Peer Gynt or Paint Your Wagon. She was a soloist with her company and had been working with the symphony since she was 14.
She danced until a fateful day where the phone rang in her house. She ran through the living room to get it and accidentaly ran into the fireplace; smashing her foot into it and breaking a toe. She already had bad tendonitis in her heels, and lost all mobility on one of her feet. She danced on it broken for four months, even though she was in pain everyday.
2000 was a turning point for her. At 19, she went to L.A. to visit a friend for the summer and ended up auditioning for jobs and booking them right away. She still danced, but she could no longer wear pointe shoes everyday. She danced tango for a year until she got some acting work in commercials. Feeling acting was the right fit for her, she made the decision to move to L.A. and began working steadily as an actor.
“I danced classical ballet my whole life. That was my destiny; that was my identity. I was known as Summer The Dancer. And I thought that’s what I’d do all my life.â€
Summer’s first television series role was a guest spot on Joss Whedon’s Angel in the now classic 2002 episode “Waiting in the Wingsâ€, in which she was able to demonstrate both her acting skills and her ballet training. Joss Whedon ended up casting her without seeing her dance, and the choreographer panicked. In the episode, she had to dance Giselle, one of the most elaborate in classical ballet, a role she never got to dance in real life, but it all worked out. She did it, and the choreographer was relieved that she was a true ballet dancer.Soon after, she was cast in Whedon’s new series, Firefly, playing the role of the very traumatized River Tam, in this epic science-fiction/western show.
After the series cancellation she appeared in several famous series such as Cold Case, CSI, and The 4400. She also had a small part in the MGM feature Sleepover, in the role of a high school senior named Shelly.
“The thing about River that I like, is that she doesn’t have a lot of lines. Especially in the series she had to show what she was thinking just by the way she moved or by how her face was moving. I think that has helped me a lot as an actor.â€
Credits go to summer-glau.net
She is going to be one of the Hottest new Actresses to hit the screens
Britney Spears Jokes part 2
What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed ?
Hit me baby one more time.
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, had a baby last week and they want to thank everyone for all the gifts they received.
Apparently, the baby has everything he needs except a father with a job.
Britney Spears had a baby boy. They baby is doing fine, the mother is doing fine, the husband still isn’t doing anything at all.
Britney Spears decides to go out with her two new buddies, Shaggy and Craig David. They decide to go to the mall and thus enter the elevator to descend. Suddenly, one of them farts. Shaggy: ‘It Wasn’t Me’ Craig: ‘I’m Walking Away’ Britney: ‘Oops, I Did It Again!’ Embarrassed by this predicament, Britney decides to make up for it by taking them out again. They catch a train and leave the station when, believe it or not, someone farts again. Shaggy: ‘It Wasn’t Me’ Craig: ‘I’m Walking Away’ Britney: ‘Stronger, Than Yesterday!’
Britney Spears is in trouble because she was photographed driving with her baby sitting on her lap instead of strapped into a car seat.
Child welfare experts say this is still better for the baby than leaving it at home with Kevin Federline.
Britney Spears’ husband, Kevin Federline, has his own rap album now. He works under the rap name, La-Z.
Britney Spears, Usher and the Black Eyed Peas were all in an elevator. Someone farted.
Usher said ‘ Its my confessions. I didnt do it’
Black Eyed Pea’s said ‘Didnt come out of my hump’ and Britney Spears said ‘Oops I did it again’ then they all got off and thats how Britney Spears lost all popularity she ever had.
Q. What do you call Britney Spears when she is upset?
A. Britney Tears
Q: What Do Britney Spears and Barbie have in common?
A: They’re both blonde, plastic and brainless!
Q: What did Britney’s right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they’ve never been together!!
What do you call Britney Spears with a brain?
Pregnant (Ed. adds….Well it depends who the father is…….)
Way’s of Asian’s
1. You love to go to $1.75 movies.
2. You love to go to $1.50 movies even more!
3. You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch.
4. You turn bright red after drinking 2 tablespoons of beer.
5. You can get a buzz on Coors Cutter, O’douls, or Miller Sharps.
6. You look like you are 18.
7. You always look up at women, if you are male.
8. You always look up at Chinese men, if you are female.
9. You live at your parents house, and you are not claimed as a dependent by them.
10. You sing Karaoke.
11. You leave the plastic on your lampshade for 10 years or more.
12. You love watching Connie Chung and Terilyn Joe.
13. You can’t bear to throw away things.
14. Your dad washes his hair 4 times a year.
15. You hate getting B’s.
16. Your house smells like preserved fish.
17. Your house smells like Chinese medicine.
18. You have about 12-20 uncles and aunts.
19. Your wife cuts your hair.
20. Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.
21. You wear contacts, to avoid wearing your “coke bottle glassesâ€.
22. You’ve worn glasses since you were in fifth grade.
23. You had a bowl cut before.
24. If you lose a dollar, you dwell upon it for more then 5 minutes.
25. Your parents own a restaurant, grocery store, or dry cleaner.
26. Your hair sticks up when you wake up.
27. You get a rush from getting a good deal.
28. You’ll make ridiculous offers when bargaining. (â€I’ll give you $5 for that carâ€).
29. You’ll haggle over something that is not negotiable.
30. You love to use coupons.
31. You drive around looking for the cheapest gas.
32. You add twice the recommended amount of water when making orange juice from concentrate.
33. You’ll squeeze a toothpaste tube down to paper thin.
34. You’ll learned about sex from someone other then your parents.
35. You’ll be convinced your parents had sex as many times as required to produce you and your siblings.
36. You’ve never seen your parents kiss or hug.
37. You spend six months researching a $20 purchase.
38. You never buy stuff from the concession stands at the movies.
39. You tip 15% or less.
40. You never order dessert at restaurants.
41. You always ask for water when dining out.
42. You try not to use the bellhop, for fear of tipping.
43. You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms.
44. You don’t mind squeezing 20 people into one motel room.
45. You want your dollar back from the friend who borrowed it right away.
46. You get the runs when you drink lots of milk.
47. Most girls have more body hair than you if you are male.
48. You speak “Chinglishâ€, which is 40% Chinese, 40% English, and 20% grunts.
49. Your parents don’t want you to move out when you turn 18.
50. Your parents want to live with you when they are old.
51. You say “Aiya!†and “Wah!†frequently.
52. You lie about your kids’ ages when going to a movie or amusement park.
53. You lie about your age to get a senior citizen’s discount.
54. You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack.
55. You love to play Mahjong.
56. You live like you don’t have a dime to your name.
57. You are constantly being set up with uninteresting people by your parents.
58. You can use the words “chink†and “chinaman†with impunity.
59. Your clothes smell like fried foods.
60. You talk at the top of your voice at all occasions.
61. You hate eating cheese.
62. You look forward to Saturday morning brunch at the Price Club free sample circuit.
63. You enjoy listening to sappy Hong Kong pop music.
64. You don’t mind working on Christmas, Thanksgiving, and New Year’s Day.
65. You are a Doctor, Lawyer, or Engineer.
66. The only High School team you were on was the chess club.
67. You don’t mind getting bad service, since you can justifiably tip less.
68. You don’t mind a 6 hour layover in Vancouver when flying from LA to DC so you can get the cheapest flight.
69. Your mom likes to load up on extra napkins, ketchup, and airline peanuts.
70. You like to wash plastic utensils and reuse them.
71. You lived in the back of your parents’ grocery store.
72. Your parents always get into these “no credit check†loan schemes with 20 other Chinese to drum up instant cash.
73. When you are at an all you can drink counter, you would fill your drink up to the top just before you leave.
74. You’re disappointed at your 4.8 GPA in HS – Darn shoulda been a 5.0!
75. You eat rice everyday.
76. You peel the price sticker off to see what the original price was before the sale.
77. You take anything that’s free – even if just to cover your desk drawers.
78. When you are at an American restaurant you put the tea bag in the pot of hot water, and not the cup.
79. You never turn on the heater in your house during winter and you tell everyone to wear more clothes.
80. You never use the drier when you have one and you air-dry all your clothes.
81. Your relatives save Saran Wrap to “get the grease off above the stoveâ€, but you know they reuse it.
82. You have more than four grandparents.
83. You can bathe out of a plastic tub in the middle of a tile bathroom floor.
84. Air conditioner? What air conditioner?
85. Your parents own a grocery store, restaurant, jewelry store, or video store, but you have to be a doctor, lawyer, or engineer.
86. You think store hours are only a general guideline.
87. You want to drive a Volvo or Mercedes.
88. Your parents feel the need to rationalize why you’re not going to Stanford.
89. Your medicine cabinet is overflowing with expired drugs just case.
90. You think crushed ice is a dessert.
91. Your parents are convinced that everyone is out to get them.
92. You wear slippers that make thwapping noises.
93. You gossip about anything with anyone.
94. You have plush toys in the back window of your car.
95. You cheer every time you see a Chinese person on TV
96. Your mom is always renting those videotapes of Chinese soap operas.
97. You eat all those weird candies. (White rabbit, sugus, gummy things, dried plums).
98. Your parents use all those Chinese medicines. (Man Gum Yau, Bak Fa Yau).
99. You have a home Karaoke system.
100. You wear an article of clothing at least twice before you consider washing it.
101. Your parents have no concept of bacteria or food poisoning.
102. You were always too modest to take showers in gym class.
103. Every other Asian kid at your elementary school, according to your classmates, was either your love interest or related to you.
104. Every time you barf, you’re amazed at how much rice you see.
105. You can only wish that the size of your manhood (or your boobs) was directly proportional to your IQ.
106. If it weren’t for the invention of gel, every day would be a bad hair day.
107. As a kid, you hated running into your friends at the supermarket when you were with your parents.
108. Your parents talk WAY too loud.
109. You insist on being called “Asian†rather than “Orientalâ€.
110. Everyone in your school assumed you were smart, rich, celibate, and knew karate.
111. If you’ve ever entertained the thought of going to China to find a spouse.
112. You mourn the cancellation of the show “Vanishing Sonâ€.