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	<title>Bored Dead &#187; Halloween</title>
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		<title>Top 10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2006 15:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. She&#8217;s a goblin! 9. I&#8217;d like to get a little something in the sack. 8. Let me see your bag&#8230;.OH! You&#8217;re having a great night! 7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head. 6. She&#8217;s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch. 5. If you just lick it, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HALLOWEEN DICTIONARY</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra off while running. Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose. Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat. Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer. Full moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Pumpkins are better than Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:14:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why Pumpkins are better than Men 1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from. 2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile. 3. One usually makes a better pie. 4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you! 5. If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Halloween Survival Guide</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 19:19:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your Halloween Survival Guide *When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it&#8217;s really dead. *If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetary, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>20 WAYS TO CONFUSE TRICK-OR-TREATERS</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:45:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[20 WAYS TO CONFUSE TRICK-OR-TREATERS 1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.) 2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, &#8220;Trick or Treat!&#8221; Look at them, scratch your head, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>*THE PROS &amp; CONS OF DATING A VAMPIRE*</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE PROS &#038; CONS OF DATING A VAMPIRE* Pro &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Long relationships Allowed to stay out late Easy weight loss Centuries of experience Immune to all diseases Always has amazing stamina Loves neck nibbling Rarely interested in arguing religion Never comes home with garlic breath Doesn&#8217;t snore; sleeps like the dead Con &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; You always [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TOP 10 COMPLAINTS OF MODERN-DAY VAMPIRES</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:23:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TOP 10 COMPLAINTS OF MODERN-DAY VAMPIRES 10. Grunge look makes it tough to tell living from undead. 9. Three words: Daylight Savings Time 8. Can&#8217;t enjoy a meal at BURGER KING without some redneck yelling, &#8220;Look&#8230;it&#8217;s Elvis!!&#8221; 7. After 45 years of Communist rule, it&#8217;s impossible to find clean, uncontaminated Transylvanian soil for bottom of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trick Or treat The Boreddead.com way</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balanceand [...]]]></description>
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