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		<title>Bow and arrow Shot</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>liquid Form Viagra</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Porsche 911</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:07:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Video of Octo-Mom Giving Birth</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 13:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Ridiculously Hot LATINA Girl Dancing</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 08:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ridiculously Hot LATINA girl dancing We will give her a shot, She has a good ora about her]]></description>
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		<title>Vida Guerra</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bikini&#8217;s and Beer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 07:26:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Superior Boats</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 03:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Superior Boats, if you&#8217;r looking for a boat and want an honest dealer who ships boats worldwide take a look.]]></description>
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		<title>Cool vid&#8217;s some sexy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:37:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>How Shit Happens</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:13:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Garfield on the oil crisis:</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lot of folks can&#8217;t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there&#8217;s a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn&#8217;t know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Female comebacks!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[you have to give me some credit]]></description>
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		<title>SIGNS YOU ARE A LOSER AT LOVE</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Phone sex operators keep hanging up on you. - Fox is starting a new show about you: &#8220;America&#8217;s Least Wanted.&#8221; - You get a heart-shaped box filled with angry hornets. - The babes just don&#8217;t seem to go for your homemade Star Trek uniform. - You&#8217;re taking private tutorials with Jocelyn Elders. - You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Condoms Types</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Condoms Types (Just for Carl) Get healthy dude&#8230; 1. Capmbell&#8217;s Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmmm, good&#8230; 2. Coca Cola Conddoms: the real thing. 3. Diet pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. 4. Double Mint: Double your pleasure, Double your fun! 5. Energizer: It keeps going and going and going&#8230; 6. Ford condoms: the best [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blonde Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 22:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette &#8211; the blonde would have to stop for directions! The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. &#8220;Six please&#8221; she said, &#8220;I could never eat twelve!&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holly Crap Party on dudes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 19:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>WHY VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN REAL SEX</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 00:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>THE ABC&#8217;S OF EX-LOVERS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 15:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A is for the automobile which he doesn&#8217;t own. B is also for brain, which was located between his legs. C is for the commitment that was never there. D is for the dildo he didn&#8217;t know I had. E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon. F is for his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SIGNS YOU&#8217;VE HAD A BAD DATE WITH A GIRL</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 14:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[* Not only is she a little young, but you&#8217;re sure that you used to date her mother. * You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little league with her. * She has a thicker mustache than you. * When you go to pick her up, her lawyer meets [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YOU KNOW YOU&#8217;VE HAD WILD SEX WHEN..</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>WHY NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SEX</title>
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		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/why-nothing-is-better-than-sex-2.php#comments</comments>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. There are even more positions in which you can do nothing. 2. Nothing is free. 3. You can do nothing with anybody, at any time, and nobody will spread nasty rumors about you. 4. You can eat or sleep while you do nothing, and nobody will be offended. 5. It&#8217;s perfectly alright to look [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Banned VW Commercial</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>20 REASONS WHY A QUICKIE BEATS MARATHON SEX</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. No repetitive-stress injuries. 2. Knocks out insomnia faster than two tabs of Tylenol PM and a Bud tallboy. 3. Two words: less sweat. 4. On deadline? No problem! 5. Saves on batteries. 6. No guilt associated with sayin gee, &#8220;I think it&#8217;s time for you to go home now.&#8221; 7. Two more words: stress [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DO YOU NEED A LIFESTYLE CHANGE?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:13:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>This may actually be worth a try&#8230;Gas prices</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THIS IS NOT THE &#8216;DON&#8217;T BUY&#8217; GAS FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $1.30 PER GALLON. This was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. If you are tired of the gas prices [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YOU PROBABLY FLUNKED SEX EDUCATION IF YOU THINK&#8230;</title>
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		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/you-probably-flunked-sex-education-if-you-think.php#comments</comments>
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		<title>YOU KNOW YOU&#8217;RE KINKY WHEN&#8230;</title>
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		<title>Natures Laws on Men</title>
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		<title>Sure Fire Ways To Know You&#8217;re A Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 17:40:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Whine 2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no. Then get mad when you are believed. 3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior. 4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Love, Lust, or Marriage?</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/love-lust-or-marriage.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Love, Lust, or Marriage? How do you know if you&#8217;re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE &#8211; When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST &#8211; When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE &#8211; When you lose your child in crowded room.LOVE &#8211; When intercourse is called &#8220;making love.&#8221; LUST [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Diet &#8212;&#8211;</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/your-diet.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/your-diet.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your Diet &#8212;&#8211; For those of you who watch what you eat&#8230; Hereâ€™s the final word on nutrition and health. Itâ€™s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NewYears resolutions you can keep</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:50:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You must be sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! 10. Read less. 9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. 8. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 7. Watch more TV. I&#8217;ve been missing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coffee is better than Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 13:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Coffee is better than Women. Why Coffee Is Better Than Women: ~ Coffee doesn&#8217;t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some. ~ You won&#8217;t get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3 AM. ~ Coffee never runs out. ~ No matter how ugly you are, you can always [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Answers To Everything</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:02:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Answers To Everything What&#8217;s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What&#8217;s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. What&#8217;s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes. What&#8217;s the fastest way to a man&#8217;s heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 00:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[BLONDE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Q: Why couldn&#8217;t the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn&#8217;t know which one came first! Q: How can you confuse a blonde? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. Â Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone. Â [...]]]></description>
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		<title>She Ain&#8217;t Easy &#8211; But &#8230;</title>
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		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/she-aint-easy-but.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She Ain&#8217;t Easy &#8211; But &#8230;Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â And Yes Carl I know she is your Favorite !!!!!!!!! She&#8217;s been on her knees more times than Billy Graham. She&#8217;s been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum. She&#8217;s done more screwing than Black and Decker. She&#8217;s responsible for more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Plants Go Bad..</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:43:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Be Politically Correct With Women</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/be-politically-correct-with-women.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 02:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be Politically Correct With Women She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE &#8211; She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK &#8211; She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY &#8211; She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED. She is not CONCEITED &#8211; She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. She does not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sure Fire Ways To Know You&#8217;re A Woman</title>
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		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/sure-fire-ways-to-know-youre-a-woman.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:18:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure Fire Ways To Know You&#8217;re A Woman 1. Whine2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no. Then get mad when you are believed. 3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior. 4. Always take an hour [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Perfect Woman</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/perfect-woman.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/perfect-woman.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:27:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perfect Woman What the perfect woman should say &#8230;1. I&#8217;ll swallow it all&#8230; I love the taste! 2. Are you sure you&#8217;ve had enough to drink? 3. I&#8217;m bored&#8230; Let&#8217;s shave my pussy! 4. Oh come on, whadya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sexual Olympics</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/sexual-olympics.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/sexual-olympics.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sexual Olympics A man went over to his girl&#8217;s place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom &#8212; gold, silver, or bronze. &#8220;Silver,&#8221; she said. &#8220;Why not gold?&#8221; &#8220;Because I want you to come second for once!&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG&#8217;S LIST</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 20:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG&#8217;S LIST What am I doing wrong? Okay, I&#8217;m tired of beating around the bush. I&#8217;m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I&#8217;m articulate and classy. I&#8217;m not from New York I&#8217;m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yes, I want to have mad sex with you&#8230;</title>
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		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/yes-i-want-to-have-mad-sex-with-you.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH We need = I want It&#8217;s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You&#8217;ll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure&#8230;Go ahead = I don&#8217;t want you to I&#8217;m not upset = Of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Birthday</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she&#8217;d like to have for her Birthday. &#8216;I&#8217;d like to be six again&#8217;, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Britney Spears Need we say more</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:51:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For some reason covering Britney Spears we are just at a loss for words. So sit back and enjoy the out of control lifestyle of Ms. Britney Spears]]></description>
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		<title>OJ Simpson</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OJ Simpson Jokes 1. Q: How do we know that Thurman Thomas didn&#8217;t kill O.J.&#8217;s ex-wife? A: Thurman would have fumbled the knife. 2. O.J. was the first running back to run 2000 yards and the first murderer to run 2000 miles! 3. B oy B oy B oy I I t I L ove [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Britney Spears Cried Over VMAs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Britney Cried Over VMAs Performance Pop star Britney Spears allegedly was &#8220;inconsolable&#8221; after watching her widely criticized comeback performance at the MTV Video Music Awards. Spears kicked off proceedings at the Las Vegas event on Sunday with her new single, &#8220;Gimme More.&#8221; But the performance was viewed by many as a disaster &#8212; not least, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A man is dining in a fancy restaurant</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2007 23:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guts or balls</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/guts-or-balls.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Alcohol Warnings]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Weâ€™ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed belowâ€¦ GUTS &#8211; is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men are like&#8230;&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/men-are-like.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men are like&#8230;&#8230;. &#8230;..Placemats. They only show up when there&#8217;s food on the table. &#8230;..Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. . &#8230;..Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. .. &#8230;..Government bonds. They take so long to mature. .. &#8230;..Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mercedes Maybach</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/mercedes-maybach.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/mercedes-maybach.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 18:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mercedes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The car pictured in this note is a Mercedes Maybach. Notice the &#8220;recliner&#8221; rear seats, and the &#8220;electrostatic&#8221; sunroof. The sunroof turns from opaque to crystal clear depending on the passengers preference. . NOW, STOP DREAMING AND GET BACK TO WORK!! (BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU&#8217;VE GOT)!]]></description>
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		<title>Grid Iron NFL  Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/grid-iron-nfl-jokes.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/grid-iron-nfl-jokes.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 19:57:04 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bored Dead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NFL]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Grid Iron NFL Jokes NFL, Grid Iron, American Football. Call it what you want, but I&#8217;m calling it American Football in this site, so here are a bunch of funny jokes for America&#8217;s favorite game! &#8212; Q: What&#8217;s the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pregnancy and Birth  &#8211; F.A.Q.</title>
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		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/pregnancy-and-birth-faq.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:39:58 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[All About Women]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pregnancy and Birth &#8211; F.A.Q. Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers or briefs ? A: You&#8217;ll have an even better chance if he doesn&#8217;t wear anything at all Q: What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth control ? A: A misconception Q: What is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Reasons You Know If You Have PMS</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/top-ten-reasons-you-know-if-you-have-pms.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/top-ten-reasons-you-know-if-you-have-pms.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 15:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Girl talk]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top Ten Reasons You Know If You Have PMS 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You&#8217;re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. Your using your cellular phone to dial [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Vick</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 05:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[2007 NFL Football schedules maybe]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Vick and peta]]></description>
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		<title>Things It Takes a Long Time For Guys To Learn</title>
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		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/things-it-takes-a-long-time-for-guys-to-learn.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things It Takes a Long Time For Guys To Learn 1. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. 2. Women don&#8217;t try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don&#8217;t fall asleep afterwards. 3. Women do NOT want an honest answer to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Modern Medical Terms</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[St Mom&#8217;s Wort This is a plant extract that treats mom&#8217;s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. EmptyNestrogen Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn&#8217;t wait till they moved out. Peptobimbo This is a liquid silicone for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What I Want In A Man, ORIGINAL List</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[What I Want In A Man]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What I Want In A Man, ORIGINAL List &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses with Style 8. Appreciates the Finer Things 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover What I Want In A Man, REVISED List &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- 1. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why don&#8217;t men wear tight underwear? It cuts off circulation to the brain! Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads? When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know.&#8221; When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, &#8220;Ohhhhhh.&#8221; Why are vibrators better than [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Parents Drink</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/why-parents-drink.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/why-parents-drink.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 14:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why Parents Drink A father passing by his son&#8217;s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to &#8220;Dad.&#8221; With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Vick Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/1515.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 20:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Vick Jokes KIMMEL (Last Night): Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick has been indicted for organizing pitbull fights at his house, and heâ€™s in a lot of trouble. He could do six years in prison. Whatever happens, the one thing theyâ€™ve decided, &#8220;Who Let the Dogs Outâ€ is definitely off the play list. LENO(Wednesday): Atlanta [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Classes for men at your local adult learning center</title>
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		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/classes-for-men-at-your-local-adult-learning-center.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sexy Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Classes for men at your local adult learning center Sign up now! Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants. Topic 1 &#8211; How to fill up the ice cube trays. A step by step guide, with slide presentation for men only. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2007 NFL Football schedules maybe, but a lot of short takes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2007 NFL Football schedules maybe, but a lot of short takes Our offensive line was so good that even our backs couldn&#8217;t get through it. Football is a game of inches, and that&#8217;s how some teams move the ball. As John Madden says, &#8220;If you see a defensive line with a lot of dirt on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ways To Annoy Osama Bin Laden and his terrorist friends</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ways To Annoy Osama Bin Laden and his terrorist friends Point out the lice in his beard to make him feel self-conscious. Pause for a moment, listen carefully, and say, &#8220;Doesn&#8217;t that sound a lot like a B-52?&#8221; Ask him if he&#8217;s looking forward to replacing Hitler as Satan&#8217;s favorite chew toy in the lowest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rules for Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rules for Life 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time, informal school called life. Each day in this school, you will have the opportunity to learn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>100 Reasons to be Gay</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[100 Reasons to be Gay 1. You truly don&#8217;t care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with. 2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka. 3. You can call anyone &#8220;honey&#8221; including pets. 4. You know someone who definitely was in the emergency room with Richard Gere and the gerbil. 5. You understand [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Might be a pot head ifâ€¦</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
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