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	<title>Bored Dead &#187; Christmas</title>
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		<title>NewYears resolutions you can keep</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:50:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You must be sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! 10. Read less. 9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. 8. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 7. Watch more TV. I&#8217;ve been missing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas Controversies</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 22:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WHICH IS BEST? CONTROVERSY Should the tree be real or fake? YUPPIE Live tree, planted after use MALE Fake tree, discarded after use FEMALE Grow tree in house, adorned with fruits REALITY Fake tree stays up until May, adorned with fur-balls CONTROVERSY Should tree lights twinkle or stay constant? YUPPIE Each bulb blinks to its [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas Test &#8230; &#8221; name that Carol &#8220;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2006 14:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name That Christmas Carol! 1. Bleached Yule 2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration 3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors 4. Righteous Darkness 5. Arrival Time2400 hrs - WeatherCloudless 6. Loyal Followers Advance 7. Far Off in a Feeder 8. Array the Corridor 9. Bantam Male Percussionist 10. Monarchial Triad 11. Nocturnal Noiselessness [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Female Elf Applications</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 21:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Female Elf Applications National Federation of Uniformed Elves Main Office, North Pole Female Elf Employment Application 1. Name ________________ 2. Present Address ____________________ 3. Age ___ (If under 100, parental permission is required) 4. Height ______ (If over 3 feet 6 inches, please attach waiver application) 5. Present Occupation ____________ (If politician, forget it!) 6. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Christmas Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 20:32:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's a matter of opinion that Yule love the game we're about to play. In each sentence below, fill in the blank or blanks with an expression commonly used at Christmastide. 1. On December 24, Adam's wife was known as _____ _____. 2. In Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol, Scrooge was visited by the ghost [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Inappropriate Gift Ideas</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 21:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inappropriate Gift Ideas Invitational Challenge, come up with terribly inappropriate Christmas gift ideas. Honorable Mentions Supersoaker 9000 For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close range it can strip paint clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches. The Laff-O-Minit Jajic Spellin' Tootor Doggie Dentist Kids [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Signs You Bought A Bad Christmas Tree</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2006 20:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. It's two feet tall, forty feet wide 9. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" 8. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck into it 7. While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride 6. Each branch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Corperation Santa internal Memo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2006 21:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To: All Staff Date: December 1 Subject: New &#8220;Twelve Days of Christmas&#8221; Policy The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole. Streamlining is due to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 15:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. "I'm down here" 2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a sissy. 3. I was once a lawn ornament for 'NSynch. Want to meet them? 4. I can get you off Santa's naughty list. 5. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys. 6. I'm [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why a Christmas Tree is better then a Man</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/why-a-christmas-tree-is-better-then-a-man.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.boreddead.com/why-a-christmas-tree-is-better-then-a-man.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2006 20:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. A Christmas tree is always erect. 2. Even small ones give satisfaction. 3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights. 4. A Christmas tree always looks good &#8211; even with the lights on. 5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size. 6. A Christmas tree has cute balls. 7. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grinch Quiz</title>
		<link>http://www.boreddead.com/grinch-quiz.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How to Tell if You&#8217;re a Grinch This is a set of essential personality tests to prepare you misfit readers for Christmas and your New Year&#8217;s resolutions: 1. You reuse last year&#8217;s Christmas cards and send them out under your own name (5 points). 2. You steal light bulbs from you neighbor&#8217;s outdoor display to [...]]]></description>
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