How to shoot like a Girl, America’s got talent Bow and arrow girl.
Bow and arrow
liquid Form Viagra
viagra
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails”, “highballs” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Porsche 911
Porsche 911 Targa
1997 Porsche 911 Targa, Black with Grey leather interior, full Retractable Glass Top with Power Sun Shade, Tip Tronic F1 Style Trans, 3.6 liter with Porcshe Super Charger, Cruise Control, 2 wheel drive, Dual Power Seating, Air Conditioning, CD player, Power Locks/ Windows, Total miles 43772. A Pristine kept 911 Porcshe at the right price. Car can be seen at Superior Boats in New Port Richey 727-XXX-XXXX Car has been wrecked and retitled. A little over priced by 10 to 15k did a good job of hiding the damage though. The car fax gives all the info. The Porsche wont hold a charge and squeaks a lot
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Video of Octo-Mom Giving Birth
Jimmy Kimmel
Ridiculously Hot LATINA Girl Dancing
Ridiculously Hot LATINA girl dancing
We will give her a shot, She has a good ora about her
Vida Guerra
This by request, you are Welcome Carl…
Latino babe Vida Guerra
Vida Guerra
Bikini’s and Beer
Bikini’s and Beer
Bikini’s and Beer
Superior Boats
Superior Boats, if you’r looking for a boat and want an honest dealer who ships boats worldwide take a look.
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How Shit Happens
How Shit Happens
In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
And the workers spoke among themselves, saying, “This is crock of shit, and it stinks.”
And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, “It is a pail of dung, and we can’t live with the smell.”
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, “It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.”
And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, “It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.”
And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, “It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.”
And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, “It promotes growth, and it is very powerful..”
And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, “This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects.”
And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.
And that, my friends, is how shit happens.
Garfield on the oil crisis:
A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there’s a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn’t know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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North Dakota
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Montana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington, DC !!!
Any Questions ???
Female comebacks!
Female comebacks!
Guy:how do you like your eggs in the morning?
woman:unfertilized
Guy:my place or yours??
Woman: both, I’ll go to mine and you’ll go to yours!
Guy: is this seat empty?
Woman: yeah,and this one will be if you sit down!
Guy:Hey baby whats your sign?
Woman:Do not enter
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: Yeah, but would you stay there?
Guy: If I saw you naked, I’d die happy!
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
Guy: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore!
Guy:what do you do for a living?
Woman:I’m a female impersonator.
Guy:your body is like a temple!
Woman:Sorry,there are no services today.
(If you bothered to read this far I am truly impressed), and to busy to load has confused the crap out of me.
SIGNS YOU ARE A LOSER AT LOVE
- Phone sex operators keep hanging up on you.
- Fox is starting a new show about you: “America’s Least Wanted.”
- You get a heart-shaped box filled with angry hornets.
- The babes just don’t seem to go for your homemade Star Trek uniform.
- You’re taking private tutorials with Jocelyn Elders.
- You have one of those handsome Ito beards … and you’re a woman.
- The last time you got laid was during the Eisenhower administration.
- You spend your vacation chasin’ lizards.
- The Pope asks you for tips on celibacy.
- You ain’t a Gingrich, but your nickname’s “Newt.”
Condoms Types
Condoms Types (Just for Carl) Get healthy dude…
1. Capmbell’s Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmmm, good…
2. Coca Cola Conddoms: the real thing.
3. Diet pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
4. Double Mint: Double your pleasure, Double your fun!
5. Energizer: It keeps going and going and going…
6. Ford condoms: the best never Rest.
7. Hewlett Packard Condoms; Expanding possibilities.
8. KFC Condoms: Finger-lickin good.
9. M&M Condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
10. Mars Bar condoms: The quicker picker upper!
11. Maxwell House: good to the last drop!
12. Microsoft: Where do you want to go today?
13. Nike Condoms: just do it.
14. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can’t stop.
15. Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border.
16. Tattslotto Condoms: Who’s next?
17. Star Trek condoms: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
18. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
19. United Airlines travel pack: Fly United.
20. Yellow pages Condoms: Aren’t you glad you use it? don’t you wish everybody did?
Set It Free
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it.
Blonde Jokes
Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette – the blonde would have to stop for directions!
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
“Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”
A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
“Where did you get that?”
The pig replied,
“I won her in a raffle!”
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
“For best results, put on two coats”.
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde:
“I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde:
Well you better hurry up. It’s starting to rain and the top is down!
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.
The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said,
“I think they could be bird tracks.”
The second blonde went to look and said,
“No, I think these are deer tracks.”
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
“You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”
A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling,
“You dumb blonde bimbo! It’s blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I’d come out there and give you what’s coming to you!”
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,
“I can’t take this, you’re my friend.”
But the blonde insisted saying,
“No. A bet’s a bet.”
Then the redhead said
“Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”
The blonde replied
“Well, so did I, but I didn’t think he would jump again!”
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
“Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!”
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
“If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?”
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, “157.”
The farmer was amazed – she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
“If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?”