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Bow and arrow Shot

October 6, 2009 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

How to shoot like a Girl, America’s got talent Bow and arrow girl.

Bow and arrow

WHY VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN REAL SEX

May 28, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

- Vibrators don’t have problems with gas … Nor do they hog the remote … Nor the computer!

- We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.

- Vibrators never go limp and [...]

SIGNS YOU’VE HAD A BAD DATE WITH A GIRL

May 2, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

* Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to date her mother.
* You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little league with her.

* She has a thicker mustache than you.

* When you go [...]

Reasons Why It’s Better To Be female

March 7, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Reasons Why It’s Better To Be female

* We got off the Titanic first.
* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
* We never ejaculate prematurely.
* We get to flirt with systems support men, they always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

* We absently hum [...]

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