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		<title>5 NUNS IN A BAR</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[5 NUNS IN A BAR Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa , Katherine Marie, Rose Frances and Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick&#8217;s Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guts or balls</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Weâ€™ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed belowâ€¦ GUTS &#8211; is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Parents Drink</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why Parents Drink A father passing by his son&#8217;s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to &#8220;Dad.&#8221; With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stages of Drunkenness</title>
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		<title>DRINKING GUIDE</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DRINKING GUIDE SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward the ceiling. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What is the difference between a good beer and a woman:</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 18:35:24 +0000</pubDate>
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