Beer Testing
Why Parents Drink
July 31, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to “Dad.” With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear [...]
Top 10 Ways to get Drunk for Five Dollars or Less
July 16, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Top 10 Ways to get Drunk for Five Dollars or Less
Top 10 Ways to get Drunk for Five Dollars or Less
Number 10. Be a frosh (freshman).
It’s not true that every frosh can be knocked into unconsciousness by waving a tom collins under their nose, but as those of us who go hunting for frosh on [...]
Stages of Drunkenness
June 4, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Stages of Drunkenness
Stage 1 – SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very [...]
Beer Testing
February 27, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Beer Testing
Last Week scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 150 men 12 bottles of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive.
No further testing is planned.
