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5 NUNS IN A BAR
September 21, 2009 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
5 NUNS IN A BAR
Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa , Katherine Marie, Rose Frances
and Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick’s
Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in
July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was
making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop [...]
Guts or balls
September 5, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below…
GUTS – is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts [...]
Why Parents Drink
July 31, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to “Dad.” With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear [...]
Stages of Drunkenness
June 4, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Stages of Drunkenness
Stage 1 – SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very [...]
DRINKING GUIDE
March 4, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
DRINKING GUIDE
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward
the ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent [...]
What is the difference between a good beer and a woman:
February 9, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
What is the difference between a good beer and a woman:
1:A good beer never goes flat.
2:A good beer never commits when between your legs.
3:A good beer never complains when youve had better.
4:A good beer doesnt try to kill you when you tell it its too big.
5:The hole you put youre mouth on never gets [...]
