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		<title>Why Boats better than women</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boats better than women Reasons Why Boats Are Better Than Women: Boats only need their fluids changed every year. Boats curves never sag. Boats last longer. Boats don&#8217;t get pregnant. You can ride a Boat any time of the month. Boats don&#8217;t have parents. Boats don&#8217;t whine unless something is really wrong. You can share [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rules for Pools and Beaches</title>
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