Beach/Pool

Why Boats better than women

June 12, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Boats better than women

Reasons Why Boats Are Better Than Women:

Boats only need their fluids changed every year.
Boats curves never sag.
Boats last longer.
Boats don’t get pregnant.

You can ride a Boat any time of the month.
Boats don’t have parents.
Boats don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
You can share your Boat with your friends.

If your Boat [...]

Rules for Pools and Beaches

January 7, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

A few rules for what men can and cannot wear at a private pool.

1) Speedos. Speedos cannot be worn by men under the following conditions:
1A) If when you look down, you can’t see the color of your Speedo, you probably should not be wearing one. No matter how manly your chest may be, if your [...]