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		<title>If an Asian girl was really Asian, she&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[be wearing platforms be wearing flares has one of those fake-ass voices on the phone carries a big-ass purse carries hella pictures of her homies in the purse knows everybody in town thinks she knows about cars, but really don&#8217;t always be fiending for &#8220;pho&#8221; lies about her age when y&#8217;all first meet thinks she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Way&#8217;s of Asian&#8217;s</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. You love to go to $1.75 movies. 2. You love to go to $1.50 movies even more! 3. You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch. 4. You turn bright red after drinking 2 tablespoons of beer. 5. You can get a buzz on Coors Cutter, Oâ€™douls, or Miller Sharps. 6. You look [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You know you&#8217;re Asian if&#8230;</title>
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		<title>You Know You&#8217;re Japanese American If:</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. You know that Camp doesnï¿½t mean a cabin in the woods. 2. The men in your family were gardeners, farmers or produce workers. 3. The women in your family were seamstresses, domestic workers or farm laborers. 4. Your Issei grandparents had an arranged marriage. 5. One of your relatives was a &#8220;picture bride.&#8221; 6. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A businessman was in Japan</title>
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		<title>Ways to be a perfect asian</title>
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		<title>Top Reasons Why Asian Girls Hate Asian Guys</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top Reasons Why Asian Girls Hate Asian Guys All you wannabes always talk about cars and how you want to fix it up and race and shit, but you don&#8217;t even got a car! you just be driving your mama&#8217;s Honda accord with your GOT RICE sticker on the bumper You always wear the same [...]]]></description>
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		<title>50 ways you know you have been in Korea to long</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are immune to the smell of &#8220;the kimchi breath.&#8221; You no longer come to a complete stop at the stop sign and you never yield the right-of-way. You can pick up a single strand of noodles with chopsticks. You ask for more &#8220;ko-chu&#8221; because the kimchi-chige soup is not hot enough. You enjoy slurping [...]]]></description>
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		<title>50 ways you know you might be married to a Korean</title>
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