Answers To Everything

Answers To Everything

November 19, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Answers To Everything

What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.

What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can’t stand criticism.

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1031 Tax Exchange

September 15, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Because of numerous legal requirements and 1031 tax exchange regulations, every 1031 tax exchange is a closely monitored procedure with many rules, time limits, and stipulations. As a general rule, the guidelines set out by the government are not difficult to follow – but they must be followed to an absolute “T.”