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		<title>liquid Form Viagra</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Great Blowjob</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend was giving me a great blowjob last night. Wait a minute she said,youâ€™re married arenâ€™t you. Yes,I replied. Well why doesnâ€™t your wife give you oral sex. Donâ€™t be stupid,thatâ€™s the mouth that kisses me goodnight.]]></description>
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		<title>Men &amp; Women: The Difference!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MAGAZINES: Men&#8217;s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women&#8217;s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and shouldn&#8217;t be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHY VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN REAL SEX</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Vibrators don&#8217;t have problems with gas &#8230; Nor do they hog the remote &#8230; Nor the computer! - We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut. - Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when it tires. - [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s instruction</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s instructions,&#8230;.Your Turn, Tag your it&#8230; 1. The reason why our bras don&#8217;t always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear. 2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim. 3. If we&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coffee is better than Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 13:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[All About Women]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Coffee is better than Women. Why Coffee Is Better Than Women: ~ Coffee doesn&#8217;t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some. ~ You won&#8217;t get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3 AM. ~ Coffee never runs out. ~ No matter how ugly you are, you can always [...]]]></description>
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		<title>She Ain&#8217;t Easy &#8211; But &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She Ain&#8217;t Easy &#8211; But &#8230;Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â And Yes Carl I know she is your Favorite !!!!!!!!! She&#8217;s been on her knees more times than Billy Graham. She&#8217;s been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum. She&#8217;s done more screwing than Black and Decker. She&#8217;s responsible for more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be Politically Correct With Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 02:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be Politically Correct With Women She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE &#8211; She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK &#8211; She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY &#8211; She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED. She is not CONCEITED &#8211; She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. She does not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pregnancy and Birth  &#8211; F.A.Q.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:39:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pregnancy and Birth &#8211; F.A.Q. Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers or briefs ? A: You&#8217;ll have an even better chance if he doesn&#8217;t wear anything at all Q: What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth control ? A: A misconception Q: What is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Remote</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Men and Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Â· Why don&#8217;t men wear tight underwear? It cuts off circulation to the brain! Â· Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads? When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know.&#8221; When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, &#8220;Ohhhhhh.&#8221; Â· Why are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rules that Guys Wish Women Knew</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rules that Guys Wish Women Knew 1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it&#8217;s up put it down. 2. Do not cut your hair. Ever. 3. Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Get rid of your cat. 5. Sunday = Sports. 6. If you think you are fat, you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stages of Drunkenness</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 14:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Alcohol Warnings]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stages of Drunkenness Stage 1 &#8211; SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All About Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 06:13:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women especially love a bargain. The question of &#8216;need&#8217; is irrelevant, so don&#8217;t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. Women never have anything to wear. Don&#8217;t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you &#8216;just don&#8217;t understand&#8217;. Women need to cry. And they won&#8217;t do it alone unless they know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Friends</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 14:26:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you tired of those asinine &#8220;friendship&#8221; poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here&#8217;s a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship. 1. When you are sad &#8211; I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things you will never here from a woman say to another woman.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:04:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things you will never here from a woman say to another woman. That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for a swim? Oh, look, that woman and I have the same dress on! I think I&#8217;ll go introduce myself! His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Top 10 Contestants For The 2006 Women Drivers Award</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 13:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Top 10 Contestants For The 2006 Women Drivers Award 10th Place Goes to: 9th Place Goes To: 8th Place Goes To: 7th Place Goes To: 6th Place Goes To: 5th Place Goes To: 4th Place Goes To: The Bronze Medal Winner: The Silver Medal Winner: Her helmet is being worn backwards &#8230;.. and finally, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All About Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:07:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women especially love a bargain. The question of &#8216;need&#8217; is irrelevant, so don&#8217;t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. Women never have anything to wear. Don&#8217;t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you &#8216;just don&#8217;t understand&#8217;. Women need to cry. And they won&#8217;t do it alone unless they know [...]]]></description>
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