All About Women
liquid Form Viagra
August 28, 2009 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this [...]
Great Blowjob
August 3, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
My girlfriend was giving me a great blowjob last night.
Wait a minute she said,you’re married aren’t you.
Yes,I replied.
Well why doesn’t your wife give you oral sex.
Don’t be stupid,that’s the mouth that kisses me goodnight.
Men & Women: The Difference!
July 20, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
MAGAZINES:
Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and shouldn’t be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked [...]
WHY VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN REAL SEX
May 28, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
- Vibrators don’t have problems with gas … Nor do they hog the remote … Nor the computer!
- We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.
- Vibrators never go limp and [...]
Today’s instruction
November 26, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Today’s instructions,….Your Turn, Tag your it…
1. The reason why our bras don’t always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If [...]
Coffee is better than Women
November 23, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:
~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some.
~ You won’t get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3 AM.
~ Coffee never runs out.
~ No matter how ugly you are, [...]
She Ain’t Easy – But …
November 12, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
She Ain’t Easy – But …Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â And Yes Carl I know she is your Favorite !!!!!!!!!
She’s been on her knees more times than Billy Graham.
She’s been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum.
She’s done more screwing than Black and Decker.
She’s [...]
Be Politically Correct With Women
November 3, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK – She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY – She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED – She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST [...]
Pregnancy and Birth – F.A.Q.
August 15, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Pregnancy and Birth – F.A.Q.
Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers or briefs ?
A: You’ll have an even better chance if he doesn’t wear anything at all
Q: What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth [...]
New Remote
July 9, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Men and Women
June 28, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
· Why don’t men wear tight underwear?
It cuts off circulation to the brain!
· Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads?
When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, “I don’t know.”
When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, “Ohhhhhh.”
· Why are vibrators better [...]
Rules that Guys Wish Women Knew
June 24, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Rules that Guys Wish Women Knew
1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up put it down.
2. Do not cut your hair. Ever.
3. Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Get rid of your cat.
5. Sunday = Sports.
6. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us.
7. [...]
Stages of Drunkenness
June 4, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Stages of Drunkenness
Stage 1 – SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very [...]
All About Women
May 9, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Women especially love a bargain. The question of ‘need’ is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on [...]
Real Friends
May 1, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Are you tired of those asinine “friendship” poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here’s a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
1. When you are sad – I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you [...]
