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		<title>Guts or balls</title>
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Weâ€™ve all heard about people having guts or balls.


But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed belowâ€¦
 

GUTS &#8211; is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
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		<title>Stages of Drunkenness</title>
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Stage 1 &#8211; SMART

This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very [...]]]></description>
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