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	<title>Bored Dead &#187; Airline Jokes</title>
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		<title>Airline Dictionary</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Airline Dictionary 

The airline industry, like any other, has a specialized dictionary. These are words and phrases that are used commonly by airline employees for which the meanings may not be obvious to outsiders.

At great personal risk on an undercover sting operation, I was able to procure this dictionary. Now I present it to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pilots and Aircraft Squawk sheets</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2006 16:48:01 +0000</pubDate>
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Problem: &#8220;Something loose in cockpit.&#8221;
Solution: &#8220;Something tightened in cockpit.&#8221;
Problem: &#8220;Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear.&#8221;
Solution: &#8220;Evidence removed.&#8221;

Problem: &#8220;Number three engine missing.&#8221;
Solution: &#8220;Engine found on right wing after brief search.&#8221;
Problem: &#8220;DME volume unbelievably loud.&#8221;
Solution: &#8220;Volume set to more believable level.&#8221;
Problem: Dead bugs on windshield.
Solution: Live bugs on order.

Problem: Autopilot in altitude hold [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In flight announcements</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2006 16:16:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In flight announcements 
 
Occasionally, airline flight attendants make an effort to make the &#8220;in-flight safety lecture&#8221; and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.


Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

1. From a Southwest Airlines employee&#8230;. &#8220;There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways [...]]]></description>
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