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		<title>People who move to Arizona</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 06:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was sent to us via Carmin and we laughed so hard we had to use it. Thanks Carmin from Sedona again. This diary of moving to Arizona has made it&#8217;s way around emails and the Internet thousands of times. I have seen so many versions for so many cities (even a snowy version for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Shit Happens</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:13:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Men &amp; Women: The Difference!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MAGAZINES: Men&#8217;s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women&#8217;s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and shouldn&#8217;t be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Female comebacks!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[you have to give me some credit]]></description>
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		<title>SIGNS YOU ARE A LOSER AT LOVE</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Phone sex operators keep hanging up on you. - Fox is starting a new show about you: &#8220;America&#8217;s Least Wanted.&#8221; - You get a heart-shaped box filled with angry hornets. - The babes just don&#8217;t seem to go for your homemade Star Trek uniform. - You&#8217;re taking private tutorials with Jocelyn Elders. - You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHY VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN REAL SEX</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 00:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>YOU KNOW YOU&#8217;VE HAD WILD SEX WHEN..</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[* Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. * It takes five minutes to un-knot your bodies. * An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area. * The cat&#8217;s exhausted from just watching you. * A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs. * You&#8217;ve both [...]]]></description>
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		<title>20 REASONS WHY A QUICKIE BEATS MARATHON SEX</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 20:55:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. No repetitive-stress injuries. 2. Knocks out insomnia faster than two tabs of Tylenol PM and a Bud tallboy. 3. Two words: less sweat. 4. On deadline? No problem! 5. Saves on batteries. 6. No guilt associated with sayin gee, &#8220;I think it&#8217;s time for you to go home now.&#8221; 7. Two more words: stress [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DO YOU NEED A LIFESTYLE CHANGE?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:13:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Way&#8217;s of Asian&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:58:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. You love to go to $1.75 movies. 2. You love to go to $1.50 movies even more! 3. You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch. 4. You turn bright red after drinking 2 tablespoons of beer. 5. You can get a buzz on Coors Cutter, Oâ€™douls, or Miller Sharps. 6. You look [...]]]></description>
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		<title>America Needs A Leader Like This!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:23:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nationâ€™s mosques. Quote: â€˜IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Resimay</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:22:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Resimay Deer Sir, I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Im lookin [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top reasons to Date a Contortionist</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 18:41:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Love, Lust, or Marriage?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Love, Lust, or Marriage? How do you know if you&#8217;re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE &#8211; When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST &#8211; When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE &#8211; When you lose your child in crowded room.LOVE &#8211; When intercourse is called &#8220;making love.&#8221; LUST [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Diet &#8212;&#8211;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your Diet &#8212;&#8211; For those of you who watch what you eat&#8230; Hereâ€™s the final word on nutrition and health. Itâ€™s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things Not To Say To Your Parents While At College&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things Not To Say To Your Parents While At College&#8230; Are you saying that I&#8217;m not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box? Hey dad, are there any openings at your office? I&#8217;m converting! I&#8217;m coming out of the closet! Just kidding&#8230;hello? hello, anyone there? I don&#8217;t know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience. Who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s instruction</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s instructions,&#8230;.Your Turn, Tag your it&#8230; 1. The reason why our bras don&#8217;t always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear. 2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim. 3. If we&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Answers To Everything</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:02:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Answers To Everything What&#8217;s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What&#8217;s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. What&#8217;s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes. What&#8217;s the fastest way to a man&#8217;s heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pregnancy and Birth  &#8211; F.A.Q.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:39:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pregnancy and Birth &#8211; F.A.Q. Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers or briefs ? A: You&#8217;ll have an even better chance if he doesn&#8217;t wear anything at all Q: What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth control ? A: A misconception Q: What is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Modern Medical Terms</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[St Mom&#8217;s Wort This is a plant extract that treats mom&#8217;s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. EmptyNestrogen Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn&#8217;t wait till they moved out. Peptobimbo This is a liquid silicone for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What I Want In A Man, ORIGINAL List</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What I Want In A Man, ORIGINAL List &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses with Style 8. Appreciates the Finer Things 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover What I Want In A Man, REVISED List &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- 1. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why don&#8217;t men wear tight underwear? It cuts off circulation to the brain! Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads? When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know.&#8221; When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, &#8220;Ohhhhhh.&#8221; Why are vibrators better than [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Classes for men at your local adult learning center</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Classes for men at your local adult learning center Sign up now! Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants. Topic 1 &#8211; How to fill up the ice cube trays. A step by step guide, with slide presentation for men only. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ways To Annoy Osama Bin Laden and his terrorist friends</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ways To Annoy Osama Bin Laden and his terrorist friends Point out the lice in his beard to make him feel self-conscious. Pause for a moment, listen carefully, and say, &#8220;Doesn&#8217;t that sound a lot like a B-52?&#8221; Ask him if he&#8217;s looking forward to replacing Hitler as Satan&#8217;s favorite chew toy in the lowest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rules for Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rules for Life 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time, informal school called life. Each day in this school, you will have the opportunity to learn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good Advertising</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>10 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER and yes Carl this one is a Good One ! Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you&#8217;d better be delivering a package, because you&#8217;re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quit complaining about your Job</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 20:41:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>If Men wrote advice columns</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 05:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Men&#8217;s Advice To Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:02:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men&#8217;s Advice To Women 1. If you think you&#8217;re fat, you probably are. Don&#8217;t ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it&#8217;s up, put it down. 3. Sometimes, we&#8217;re not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Get rid of your cat. 5. Sunday = TV Sports. 6. Anything you wear is [...]]]></description>
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