Advice
People who move to Arizona
April 21, 2009 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
This was sent to us via Carmin and we laughed so hard we had to use it. Thanks Carmin from Sedona again.
This diary of moving to Arizona has made it’s way around emails and the Internet thousands of times. I have seen so many versions for so many cities (even a snowy version for Wisconsin) [...]
How Shit Happens
July 23, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Shit Happens
Men & Women: The Difference!
July 20, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
MAGAZINES:
Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and shouldn’t be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked [...]
Female comebacks!
July 9, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
you have to give me some credit
SIGNS YOU ARE A LOSER AT LOVE
June 28, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
- Phone sex operators keep hanging up on you.
- Fox is starting a new show about you: “America’s Least Wanted.”
- You get a heart-shaped box filled with angry hornets.
- The babes just don’t seem to go for your [...]
WHY VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN REAL SEX
May 28, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
- Vibrators don’t have problems with gas … Nor do they hog the remote … Nor the computer!
- We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.
- Vibrators never go limp and [...]
YOU KNOW YOU’VE HAD WILD SEX WHEN..
April 26, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
* Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
* It takes five minutes to un-knot your bodies.
* An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
* The cat’s exhausted from just watching [...]
20 REASONS WHY A QUICKIE BEATS MARATHON SEX
April 6, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
1. No repetitive-stress injuries.
2. Knocks out insomnia faster than two tabs of Tylenol PM and a Bud tallboy.
3. Two words: less sweat.
4. On deadline? No problem!
5. Saves on batteries.
6. No guilt associated with sayin
gee, “I think it’s time for [...]
DO YOU NEED A LIFESTYLE CHANGE?
March 20, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
DO YOU NEED A LIFESTYLE CHANGE?
Way’s of Asian’s
February 15, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
1. You love to go to $1.75 movies.
2. You love to go to $1.50 movies even more!
3. You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch.
4. You turn bright red after drinking 2 tablespoons of beer.
5. You can get a buzz on Coors [...]
America Needs A Leader Like This!
February 12, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.
Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation’s [...]
Resimay
February 10, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Resimay
Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real
quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really
seam to respond to me [...]
Top reasons to Date a Contortionist
February 2, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
1. we are unbelievably flexible
2.we can perform in practically every position
3.we have perfect technique, good rythm, and great hip rotation
4.we are used to wearing very little clothing
5.we know how to use others equipment to our advantage
6.we dont mind getting all hot and sweaty
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7.regular splits are [...]
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
January 14, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE – When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST – When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE – When you lose your child in crowded room.LOVE – When intercourse is called “making love.”
LUST – [...]
Your Diet —–
January 8, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Your Diet —–
For those of you who watch what you eat…
Here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer [...]
