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12 Reasons to date a Dancer

Top reasons to Date a Contortionist

February 2, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

1. we are unbelievably flexible
2.we can perform in practically every position

3.we have perfect technique, good rythm, and great hip rotation

4.we are used to wearing very little clothing

5.we know how to use others equipment to our advantage

6.we dont mind getting all hot and sweaty
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7.regular splits are [...]

12 Reasons to Date a Dancer

January 30, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

1. we’re always open to new moves & positions

2. we perform to please the crowd

3. we love an audience

4. we’re very flexible

5. we show off our legs

6. we’re tight…physically fit

7. we’re seductive

8. we like being videotaped to improve ourselves

9. we work hard to get things just right

10. [...]

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