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June 2008

SIGNS YOU ARE A LOSER AT LOVE

June 28, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

- Phone sex operators keep hanging up on you.

- Fox is starting a new show about you: “America’s Least Wanted.”

- You get a heart-shaped box filled with angry hornets.

- The babes just don’t seem to go for your [...]

Condoms Types

June 21, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Condoms Types (Just for Carl) Get healthy dude…

1. Capmbell’s Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmmm, good…

2. Coca Cola Conddoms: the real thing.

3. Diet pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

4. Double Mint: Double your pleasure, Double your fun!

5. Energizer: It keeps going and going and going…

6. Ford condoms: the best never Rest.

7. Hewlett Packard Condoms; Expanding [...]

Blonde Jokes

June 15, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette – the blonde would have to stop for directions!

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
“Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”

A [...]

Man vs woman

June 9, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

Man vs woman :
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
A man will pay [...]

Holly Crap Party on dudes

June 1, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

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