May 2008

WHY VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN REAL SEX

May 28, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

- Vibrators don’t have problems with gas … Nor do they hog the remote … Nor the computer!

- We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.

- Vibrators never go limp and [...]

Hometown Hotties

May 16, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

THE ABC’S OF EX-LOVERS

May 9, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

A is for the automobile which he doesn’t own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn’t know [...]

SIGNS YOU’VE HAD A BAD DATE WITH A GIRL

May 2, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment 

* Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to date her mother.
* You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little league with her.

* She has a thicker mustache than you.

* When you go [...]