- Vibrators don’t have problems with gas … Nor do they hog the remote … Nor the computer!
- We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.
- Vibrators never go limp and [...]
A is for the automobile which he doesn’t own.
B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.
C is for the commitment that was never there.
D is for the dildo he didn’t know [...]
* Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to date her mother.
* You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little league with her.
* She has a thicker mustache than you.
* When you go [...]
