YOU KNOW YOU’VE HAD WILD SEX WHEN..

April 26, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment

* Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
* It takes five minutes to un-knot your bodies.

* An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.

* The cat’s exhausted from just watching [...]

WHY NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SEX

April 23, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment

1. There are even more positions in which you can do nothing.
2. Nothing is free.

3. You can do nothing with anybody, at any time, and nobody will spread nasty rumors about you.

4. You can eat or sleep while you do nothing, [...]

April 9, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment

Ackmed and his VW

April 6, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment

1. No repetitive-stress injuries.
2. Knocks out insomnia faster than two tabs of Tylenol PM and a Bud tallboy.

3. Two words: less sweat.

4. On deadline? No problem!

5. Saves on batteries.

6. No guilt associated with sayin

gee, “I think it’s time for [...]

April 3, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment

Gender: Female
Birthplace: San Fransico, California
Birthday: 4-10-1983
Birth Name: Jamie Lynn Chung

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