* Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
* It takes five minutes to un-knot your bodies.
* An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
* The cat’s exhausted from just watching [...]
April 26th, 2008
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1. There are even more positions in which you can do nothing.
2. Nothing is free.
3. You can do nothing with anybody, at any time, and nobody will spread nasty rumors about you.
4. You can eat or sleep while you do nothing, [...]
April 23rd, 2008
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Ackmed and his VW
April 9th, 2008
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1. No repetitive-stress injuries.
2. Knocks out insomnia faster than two tabs of Tylenol PM and a Bud tallboy.
3. Two words: less sweat.
4. On deadline? No problem!
5. Saves on batteries.
6. No guilt associated with sayin
gee, “I think it’s time for [...]
April 6th, 2008
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Gender: Female
Birthplace: San Fransico, California
Birthday: 4-10-1983
Birth Name: Jamie Lynn Chung
April 3rd, 2008
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