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Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila was born and started her career as Tila Nguyen. After a few very successful photo shoots in the Import Racing scene, she ventured into more adult stuff with shoots for Playboy magazine and so on.

Tila Nguyen was born in Singapore where her family fled to after the Vietnam War. Her family then moved to Houston, Texas when she was raised. Tila was not an easy child, growing up, she became a bad girl and her bad attitude created a lot of problems for her. She was sent to boarding school and got kicked out from there and had to go to another school.

n high school, Tila Nguyen got into many fights. She was a trouble maker an as she got older, she started to use her older sister’s ID to get into nightclubs where she got in with the wrong crowds. Of course, one thing led to another, drugs, gangs, and the whole nine yards. She says she had an identity problem. She felt Black, she felt Hispanic, she never felt she belonged.

After seeing her life was going nowhere in Houston running into problems constantly, she decided to move away from there. She landed in Hollywood where she decided to stay. She was spotted by a Playboy scout in the mall and was offered to pose nude for the magazine. She promptly declined, but after they insisted, she decided to give it a try. In April of 2002, she was featured as Playboy CyberGirl of the week and then became Cyber Girl of the Month.

Tila Nguyen is now crownd the official Queen of MySpace.com. This acknowledgement has made her the famous face you see in all those magazine. She has appeared on the cover of the August 2006 issue of Maxim magazine as well as being named #88 in their Hot 100 List. And on the cover of the April 2006 issue of Stuff magazine.

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* A menstrual cycle has three wheels.

* A G-string is part of a fiddle.

* Semen is a term for sailors.

* Anus is a Latin term for sailors.

* Testicles are found on an octopus.

* Asphalt describes rectal problems.

* KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.

* Masturbate is a lure used to catch large fish.

* Coitus is a musical instrument.

* Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.

* An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.

* A condom is a large apartment complex.

* An orgasm is a musician who accompanies a church choir.

* A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

* A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

* An erection is when Japanese people vote.

* A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

* Sodomy is a special variety of fast growing grass.

* Pornography is the business of making records.

* Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.

* Douche is the French word for “two.”

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- You were always disappointed that the book Of Human Bondage wasn’t.

- Sticks & stones may break your bones, but that’s an acceptable risk.

- You read Andrea Dworkin for the pornography.

- You call people other than your Father “Daddy.”

- Reading the word spanking makes you blush.

- Your first, favorite scout badge was for knot tying.

- You moved to Oregon so you could wear more raincoats.

- Kitchen utensils are found in your bedroom.

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- You own and use handcuffs, but aren’t employed in law enforcement.

- Your contracts involve punishments, but no money.

- Your friends covet the bondage cross in your bedroom.

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A fortyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?? What’s the matter with you?”
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care… I just came from having a mammogram and the Doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.”
The husband said,? “What did he say about your 46 year old ass?”
“Your name never came up,”? She replied.

Facts for Summer Glau

Summer’s biography in short.

• Full name: Summer Lyn Glau
• Date of birth: 24th July 1981
• Place of birth: San Antonio, Texas, USA
• Current residence: Los Angeles
• Starsign: Leo
• Hair colour: Brown
• Eye colour: Brown
• Height: 5′ 8″ (1.73 m)
• Siblings: Two younger sisters
• 

MOVIES
2006 The Initiation of Sarah
2006 Mammoth
2005 Serenity
2004 Sleepover

TV SHOWS
2007 The Sarah Connor Chronicles
2002 Firefly

GUEST APPEARENCES
09/09/2007 The 4400: Tiny Machines
08/26/2007 The 4400: Ghost In The Machine
08/12/2007 The 4400: Daddy’s Little Girl
06/17/2007 The 4400: The Wrath of Graham
04/03/2007 The Unit: The Outsiders
02/13/2007 The Unit: The Water Is Wide
02/06/2007 The Unit: Johnny B. Good
01/16/2007 The Unit: The Broom Cupboard
11/22/2006 The Unit: Report by Exception
10/17/2006 The Unit: Force Majeure
09/26/2006 The Unit: Extreme Rendition
08/27/2006 The 4400: Fifty-Fifty Videos
08/20/2006 The 4400: Terrible Swift Sword
07/30/2006 The 4400: The Ballad of Kevin and Tess
06/05/2005 The 4400: Wake Up Call Images
11/04/2004 CSI: What’s Eating Gilbert Grissom?
11/09/2003 Cold Case: Love Conquers Al
02/04/2002 Angel: Wainting In The Wings

AS HERSELF
2006 A Filmmaker’s Journey
2005 Re-Lighting the Firefly
2005 Sci Fi Inside: Serenity
2003 Here’s How It Was: The Making of ‘Firefly’
2003 Serenity: The 10th Character

MUSICAL COMMEDY / PLAY
??? Paint Your Wagon
??? Le Bourgeois Gentilhomme
??? The Happy Widow
??? Peer Gynt

Summer Lyn Glau was born on July 24, 1981, in San Antonio Texas. Even though she grew up close to the Mexican border, she’s not of Latin origins. Her ancestors were German, Irish and Scottish.
She has two younger sisters Christie and Kaitlin. Her father is a general contractor and her mother is a schoolteacher. Her grandfather was a pilot in the Air Force who travelled all over the world.

Because of her very rigorous ballet training schedule Summer was home schooled by her mother Mari from grades 3 to 12. Summer trained and performed as a ballerina dancer but also studied tango and flamenco. Throughout her teenage years she danced at the Majestic Theatre in shows like Le Bourgeois Gentilhomme, The Happy Widow, Peer Gynt or Paint Your Wagon. She was a soloist with her company and had been working with the symphony since she was 14.

She danced until a fateful day where the phone rang in her house. She ran through the living room to get it and accidentaly ran into the fireplace; smashing her foot into it and breaking a toe. She already had bad tendonitis in her heels, and lost all mobility on one of her feet. She danced on it broken for four months, even though she was in pain everyday.

2000 was a turning point for her. At 19, she went to L.A. to visit a friend for the summer and ended up auditioning for jobs and booking them right away. She still danced, but she could no longer wear pointe shoes everyday. She danced tango for a year until she got some acting work in commercials. Feeling acting was the right fit for her, she made the decision to move to L.A. and began working steadily as an actor.

“I danced classical ballet my whole life. That was my destiny; that was my identity. I was known as Summer The Dancer. And I thought that’s what I’d do all my life.”

Summer’s first television series role was a guest spot on Joss Whedon’s Angel in the now classic 2002 episode “Waiting in the Wings”, in which she was able to demonstrate both her acting skills and her ballet training. Joss Whedon ended up casting her without seeing her dance, and the choreographer panicked. In the episode, she had to dance Giselle, one of the most elaborate in classical ballet, a role she never got to dance in real life, but it all worked out. She did it, and the choreographer was relieved that she was a true ballet dancer.Soon after, she was cast in Whedon’s new series, Firefly, playing the role of the very traumatized River Tam, in this epic science-fiction/western show.

After the series cancellation she appeared in several famous series such as Cold Case, CSI, and The 4400. She also had a small part in the MGM feature Sleepover, in the role of a high school senior named Shelly.

“The thing about River that I like, is that she doesn’t have a lot of lines. Especially in the series she had to show what she was thinking just by the way she moved or by how her face was moving. I think that has helped me a lot as an actor.”

Credits go to summer-glau.net

She is going to be one of the Hottest new Actresses to hit the screens