February 2008
Q and A for Men
February 28, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
A: Women working at 900 numbers.
Q: Where is the best place in a book store to find a man [...]
Hilary’s Pregnant
February 26, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Hilary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a complete physical, only to find out that she is pregnant. She is furious and can’t believe this has happened.
She calls the White House and gets Bill on the phone, and immediately begins to berate him, screaming:
“How could you have let this [...]
Britney Spears Jokes part 2
February 23, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed ?
Hit me baby one more time.
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, had a baby last week and they want to thank everyone for all the gifts they received.
Apparently, the baby has everything he needs except a father with a job.
Britney Spears had a baby [...]
If an Asian girl was really Asian, she…
February 18, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
be wearing platforms
be wearing flares
has one of those fake-ass voices on the phone
carries a big-ass purse
carries hella pictures of her homies in the purse
knows everybody in town
thinks she knows about cars, but really don’t
always be [...]
Way’s of Asian’s
February 15, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
1. You love to go to $1.75 movies.
2. You love to go to $1.50 movies even more!
3. You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch.
4. You turn bright red after drinking 2 tablespoons of beer.
5. You can get a buzz on Coors [...]
America Needs A Leader Like This!
February 12, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.
Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation’s [...]
Resimay
February 10, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Resimay
Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real
quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really
seam to respond to me [...]
The Many faces of Britney Spears part 1
February 7, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Is Britney Spears crazy or just addicted or in need of more attention. Could it be addiction or just affliction.
Here you have the many faces of Sexy, crazy, possibly addicted Britney Spears part one .
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Natures Laws on Men
February 4, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Nature has many laws that hold fast and true.
For example, a baby ape will always grow-up to be an ape; likewise, a baby baboon will become an adult baboon.
A baby pig will mature into a full grown pig.
A baby jackass will always become a jackass.
A puppy quickly matures into a dog;
a mongrel pup develops [...]
Top reasons to Date a Contortionist
February 2, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
1. we are unbelievably flexible
2.we can perform in practically every position
3.we have perfect technique, good rythm, and great hip rotation
4.we are used to wearing very little clothing
5.we know how to use others equipment to our advantage
6.we dont mind getting all hot and sweaty
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7.regular splits are [...]
