Bored Dead

12 Reasons to Date a Dancer

1. we’re always open to new moves & positions

2. we perform to please the crowd

3. we love an audience

4. we’re very flexible

5. we show off our legs

6. we’re tight…physically fit

7. we’re seductive

8. we like being videotaped to improve ourselves

9. we work hard to get things just right

10. [...]

With Viagra such a hit

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s society…

DIRECTRA — a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a [...]

Condom Quotes

Cover your stump before you hump.
This ones for you Carl
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.

Don’t be silly, protect your willy.

When in doubt, shroud your spout.

Don’t be a loner, cover your boner.

You can’t go wrong if you shield your dong.

If you’re not going to sack it, [...]

Sure Fire Ways To Know You’re A Woman

1. Whine

2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no.
Then get mad when you are believed.

3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties,
start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.

4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.

5. Whine.
  [...]

Love, Lust, or Marriage?

 

Love, Lust, or Marriage?

How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.LOVE - When intercourse is called “making love.”
LUST - [...]

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