January 2008
12 Reasons to Date a Dancer
January 30, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
1. we’re always open to new moves & positions
2. we perform to please the crowd
3. we love an audience
4. we’re very flexible
5. we show off our legs
6. we’re tight…physically fit
7. we’re seductive
8. we like being videotaped to improve ourselves
9. we work hard to get things just right
10. [...]
With Viagra such a hit
January 24, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s society…
DIRECTRA — a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a [...]
Condom Quotes
January 21, 2008 by Jeff · 2 Comments
Cover your stump before you hump.
This ones for you Carl
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
Don’t be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
Don’t be a loner, cover your boner.
You can’t go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you’re not going to sack it, [...]
Sure Fire Ways To Know You’re A Woman
January 19, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
1. Whine
2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no.
Then get mad when you are believed.
3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties,
start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.
4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.
5. Whine.
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Love, Lust, or Marriage?
January 14, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE – When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST – When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE – When you lose your child in crowded room.LOVE – When intercourse is called “making love.”
LUST – [...]
Your Diet —–
January 8, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Your Diet —–
For those of you who watch what you eat…
Here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer [...]
Things Not To Say To Your Parents While At College…
January 2, 2008 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Things Not To Say To Your Parents While At College…
Are you saying that I’m not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
Hey dad, are there any openings at your office?
I’m converting!
I’m coming out of the closet! Just kidding…hello? hello, anyone there?
I don’t know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are you again?
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