November 2007
Today’s instruction
November 26, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Today’s instructions,….Your Turn, Tag your it…
1. The reason why our bras don’t always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If [...]
Coffee is better than Women
November 23, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:
~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some.
~ You won’t get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3 AM.
~ Coffee never runs out.
~ No matter how ugly you are, [...]
Answers To Everything
November 19, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can’t stand criticism.
Why is it so hard [...]
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
November 18, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
BLONDE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!
Q: How can you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
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She Ain’t Easy – But …
November 12, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
She Ain’t Easy – But …Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â And Yes Carl I know she is your Favorite !!!!!!!!!
She’s been on her knees more times than Billy Graham.
She’s been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum.
She’s done more screwing than Black and Decker.
She’s [...]
When Plants Go Bad..
November 6, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
BoredDead.com Plants gone Wild
Be Politically Correct With Women
November 3, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK – She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY – She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED – She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST [...]
