Sure Fire Ways To Know You’re A Woman
1. Whine2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no.
Then get mad when you are believed.
3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties,
start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.
4. Always take an hour [...]
Perfect Woman What the perfect woman should say …1. I’ll swallow it all… I love the taste!
2. Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink?
3. I’m bored… Let’s shave my pussy!
4. Oh come on, whadya say we get a good porno movie, [...]
Sexual Olympics
A man went over to his girl’s place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom — gold, silver, or bronze.
“Silver,” she said.
“Why not gold?”
“Because I want you to come second for once!”
THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG’S LIST
What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
I’m not from New York I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep [...]
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH
We need = I want
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure…Go ahead = I don’t [...]
