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Things It Takes a Long Time For Guys To Learn
1. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
2. Women don’t try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don’t fall asleep afterwards.
3. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How [...]
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Peptobimbo
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What I Want In A Man, ORIGINAL List
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1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially Successful
4. A Caring Listener
5. Witty
6. In Good Shape
7. Dresses with Style
8. Appreciates the Finer Things
9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover
What I Want In A Man, REVISED List
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1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch [...]
Why don’t men wear tight underwear?
It cuts off circulation to the brain!
Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads?
When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, “I don’t know.”
When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, “Ohhhhhh.”
Why are vibrators better than men?
Because they never screw other [...]
