Men are like…….
…..Placemats.
They only show up when there’s food on the table.
…..Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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…..Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
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…..Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
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…..Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
…..Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
…..Bank accounts.
Without [...]
The car pictured in this note is a Mercedes Maybach. Notice the “recliner” rear seats, and the “electrostatic” sunroof. The sunroof turns from opaque to crystal clear depending on the passengers preference.
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NOW, STOP DREAMING AND GET
BACK TO WORK!! (BE HAPPY
WITH WHAT YOU’VE GOT)!
Grid Iron NFL Jokes
NFL, Grid Iron, American Football. Call it what you want, but I’m calling it American Football in this site, so here are a bunch of funny jokes for America’s favorite game!
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Q: What’s the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a [...]
Pregnancy and Birth - F.A.Q.
Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers or briefs ?
A: You’ll have an even better chance if he doesn’t wear anything at all
Q: What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth [...]
Top Ten Reasons You Know If You Have PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, [...]
