Rules for Life
1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around.
2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time, informal school called life. Each day in this school, you will have the opportunity to learn lessons. [...]
100 Reasons to be Gay
1. You truly don’t care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with.
2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka.
3. You can call anyone “honey” including pets.
4. You know someone who definitely was in the emergency room with Richard Gere and the gerbil.
5. You understand the immense importance of good [...]
You might be a pot head if…
1.) you wear sun glasses at night so you can see better
2.) you have acctually put out a fire with bong water
3.) the term “hydro” does not mean water
4.) you have an usual parking space outside your local head shop
5.) you have a name for your [...]
Top 10 Ways to get Drunk for Five Dollars or Less
Top 10 Ways to get Drunk for Five Dollars or Less
Number 10. Be a frosh (freshman).
It’s not true that every frosh can be knocked into unconsciousness by waving a tom collins under their nose, but as those of us who go hunting for frosh on [...]
Modern Horoscope
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk.
Pieces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. [...]
