Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to “Dad.” With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear [...]
Michael Vick Jokes
KIMMEL (Last Night):
Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick has been indicted for organizing pitbull fights at his house, and he’s in a lot of trouble. He could do six years in prison. Whatever happens, the one thing they’ve decided, “Who Let the Dogs Out” is definitely off the play list.
LENO(Wednesday): [...]
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2007 NFL Football schedules maybe, but a lot of short takes
Our offensive line was so good that even our backs couldn’t get through it.
Football is a game of inches, and that’s how some teams move the ball.
As John Madden says, “If [...]
Ways To Annoy Osama Bin Laden and his terrorist friends
Point out the lice in his beard to make him feel self-conscious.
Pause for a moment, listen carefully, and say, “Doesn’t that sound a lot like a B-52?”
Ask him if he’s looking forward to replacing Hitler as Satan’s favorite chew toy in the lowest inferno of Hell.
Tell [...]
