· Why don’t men wear tight underwear?
It cuts off circulation to the brain!
· Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads?
When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, “I don’t know.”
When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, “Ohhhhhh.”
· Why are vibrators better [...]
10 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER
and yes Carl this one is a Good One !
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long [...]
Rules that Guys Wish Women Knew
1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up put it down.
2. Do not cut your hair. Ever.
3. Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Get rid of your cat.
5. Sunday = Sports.
6. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us.
7. [...]
Most all bachelors have been the victims of a blind date.
Numerous well meaning friends and relatives are always willing to “fix up” unsuspecting bachelors with girls whom they describe as “perfect for you”.
However, from the description given, it is difficult to imagine what these girls may be like. After considerable research, as a public service, [...]
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to date
her mother.
…You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little
league with her.
…She has a thicker moustache than you.
…When you go to pick her up, her lawyer meets you at the door with a contract [...]
