May 2007
If Men wrote advice columns
May 31, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
If Men wrote advice columns, The world would be a better place. If Men wrote advice columns, There would be no arguments. If Men wrote advice columns, There would be only bliss. Take a look at some sample advice columns already written.
Syrian Protest
May 30, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Syrian Protest
Most Syrians struggle to even read Arabic – much less have a clue about English. So, how does a group of Syrian protest leaders create the most impact with their signs by having the standard “Death To Americans”(etc.) slogans printed in English?
Answer: They simply hire an English-speaking [...]
Planned Parenthood
May 29, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Pregnancy avoidance
ANNUAL AM I GAY SELF-EXAMINATION
May 21, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
GENTLEMEN, IT’S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL “AM I GAY?” SELF-EXAMINATION…
1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah [...]
Think About It
May 16, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Think About It
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal the neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is [...]
Home Remedies
May 14, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
It is always important to have a plan of action ready in case an unfortunate event occurs at home. Here are some helpful tips that could really help out…
1. If you are chocking on an ice cube don’t panic. Simply pour a kettle of freshly boiling water down your throat and presto! [...]
Beer verses Weed
May 10, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
First we have beer. Everyone loves beer. Even commies love beer. There is nothing better than a cold beer after a hard days work. There is nothing better than a cold beer after a long night of partying. There is nothing better than a cold beer anytime of the day or night.
In the other corner [...]
All About Women
May 9, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Women especially love a bargain. The question of ‘need’ is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on [...]
Tech Support (Male)
May 8, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Dear ,
Recently I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software, severely limiting access to [...]
What Men Say
May 4, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Find out what may really mean when they say…
“I’M GOING FISHING”
Means: “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.”
“IT’S A GUY THING”
Means: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and [...]
Real Friends
May 1, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Are you tired of those asinine “friendship” poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here’s a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
1. When you are sad – I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you [...]
