April 2007
Increase your Vocabulary
April 27, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
To increase your vocabulary with phrases you’ve heard but aren’t quite sure how to use, read on…
“Cold turkey”
Definition: Refers to the physical state addicts are in when withdrawing from drug
addition, especially heroin. Their blood is directed to the internal organs, leaving
their skin white and goose bumpy like a Thanksgiving bird ready to [...]
Things you will never here from a woman say to another woman.
April 26, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Things you will never here from a woman say to another woman.
That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping
my husband company while I go for a swim?
Oh, look, that woman and I have the same dress on! I think I’ll go
introduce myself!
His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking than I am, and I’m
happy [...]
The Top 10 Contestants For The 2006 Women Drivers Award
April 25, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
The Top 10 Contestants For The 2006 Women Drivers Award
10th Place Goes to:
9th Place Goes To:
8th Place Goes To:
7th Place Goes To:
6th Place Goes To:
5th Place Goes To:
4th Place Goes To:
The Bronze Medal Winner:
The Silver Medal Winner: Her helmet is being worn backwards …..
and finally, here is [...]
All About Women
April 23, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Women especially love a bargain. The question of ‘need’ is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on [...]
The Real Man Test
April 20, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
The Real Man Test
1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you [...]
Cucumbers Vs Men
April 19, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.
2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3. Cucumbers won’t tell you size doesn’t count.
4. Cucumbers don’t get too excited.
5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety.
6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
7. You can [...]
Women’s Point System
April 16, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don’t get [...]
Phrase Translations
April 16, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. – Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man – Dum Gai
Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!!! – No Bai Dam Thing!!
Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think [...]
What Men Say
April 12, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Find out what men really mean when they say…
“I’M GOING FISHING”
Means: “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.”
“IT’S A GUY THING”
Means: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you [...]
Points for being Bored
April 9, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Push your eyes for interesting light show:
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out things – is your subconscious trying to send you [...]
Actual instruction labels
April 9, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods…
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that’s the only [...]
Sex Definitions
April 6, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms
Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms
Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms
Sex [...]
Girlfriends Report
April 2, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Well it’s been 29 years since Consumer’s Reports reviewed girlfriends (CR, Aug 1972). Since then, styles have changed, new features have been introduced, and the market for [...]
Hotel Description Explanation
April 2, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
We all can relate to how misleading the description of hotels and motels can really be. So we put together a translation table to help you out… So when you see one of the phrases listed on the left, you will know what it really means by reading the translation on the right!
Old world charm [...]
