Florida
FLORIDA: If you think we can’t vote, wait till you see us drive.
FLORIDA: Home of erectile dysfunction.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: If you don’t like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
FLORIDA: We’ve been Gored by the bull of politics and we’re Bushed.
FLORIDA: Relax, [...]
Murphy’s Sex Laws
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up [...]
Booty Call Agreement
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the “Agreement”) is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2002, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except [...]
Hoochie Types
1. Expensive Hoochie
Most hoochie falls into this definition. Expensive hoochie can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of good hoochie falls into this category.
Advantages: If you can afford it, it will be great.
Disadvantages: Many, [...]
Good Girl, Bad Girl
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…
Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”
Good girls never go after another girl’s man…
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.
Good girls wear white cotton panties…
Bad girls don’t wear any.
Good girls wax their floors…
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
Good girls loosen a few buttons when [...]
