HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to [...]
February 22nd, 2007
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MAGAZINES:
Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked or half naked women. Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and shouldn’t be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight [...]
February 21st, 2007
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This is a short video about a spider on crack. It is rather disturbing and viewer discretion is advised!
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February 20th, 2007
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The Top 15 Exhibits for the Britney Spears Museum
Animatronic diorama depicting Britney at 50 trashing hotel room after failing to get on “Hollywood Squares 2020″ — you’ll swear the vomit is real!
A retrospective of [...]
February 20th, 2007
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Britney Spears
What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed ?
Hit me baby one more time.
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, had a baby last week and they want to thank everyone for all the gifts they received.
Apparently, the baby has everything he will need except a father with a job.
Britney Spears has a [...]
February 20th, 2007
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