February 2007
College entrance Exam for athletes
February 28, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college or University entrance exam for athletes.
Time Limit: 4 Days.
Write Your Name: ________________________________________
(20 bonus points if spelled correctly).
1. What is The spoken language of Germany?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions – OR – Give the [...]
Beer Testing
February 27, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Beer Testing
Last Week scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 150 men 12 bottles of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive.
No further testing is planned.
Things you’ll NEVER hear one woman say to another woman
February 26, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Things you’ll NEVER hear one woman say to another woman
That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping
my husband company while I go for a swim?
Oh, look, that woman and I have the same dress on! I think I’ll go
introduce myself!
His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking than I am, and [...]
WaterFall
February 26, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Terrorism: Doing our part
February 23, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Terrorism: Doing our part
President Bush has asked that we unite for a common cause.
Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tomorrow night at 7:00 all peace-loving women between the ages of 21 & 35 are asked to walk [...]
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
February 22, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
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Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go [...]
Men & Women: The Difference!
February 21, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
MAGAZINES:
Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked or half naked women. Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and shouldn’t be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight [...]
Spider on Crack
February 20, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
This is a short video about a spider on crack. It is rather disturbing and viewer discretion is advised!
[flv:http://www.boreddead.com/spiderondrugs.flv 480 320]
The Top 15 Exhibits for the Britney Spears Museum
February 20, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
The Top 15 Exhibits for the Britney Spears Museum
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Animatronic diorama depicting Britney at 50 trashing hotel room after failing to get on “Hollywood Squares 2020″ — you’ll swear the vomit is real!
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A retrospective of [...]
Britney Spears
February 20, 2007 by Jeff · 4 Comments
Britney Spears
What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed ?
Hit me baby one more time.
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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, had a baby last week and they want to thank everyone for all the gifts they received.
Apparently, the baby has everything he will need except a father with a job.
Britney Spears has [...]
You know Your In College Too Long When…
February 19, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
You know Your In College Too Long When…
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* You consider McDonald’s or Burger King “real food”
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* You actually like doing laundry at home
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* The 3:00 AM last call is still early on the weekends
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* It starts getting late on the weeknights
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* Two miles is not too [...]
A powerful romance!!!
February 16, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
A powerful romance!!!
An elderly couple are enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you.
“Yes,” she [...]
When Girls Drink Too Much!!
February 14, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
When Girls Drink Too Much!!
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1.) I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS.
2.) I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT WHILE YELLING “WOO-HOO!” IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3.) I’VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE’S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO.
4.) [...]
Compatibility Test for lovers
February 13, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Compatibility test for lovers
You and your lover, mate, spouse, friend, “significant other”, whatever, should each answer the following questions independently.
Compare your answers.
How Compatible Are You?
1. The two of you can be instantly transported to one day together anywhere you choose. Which would you select [...]
A powerful Romance!!!
February 13, 2007 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
An elderly couple are enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you.
“Yes,” she says, I [...]
