Exam for athletes…
The following is a college or University entrance exam for athletes.
Time Limit: 4 Days.

Write Your Name: ________________________________________
(20 bonus points if spelled correctly).

1. What is The spoken language of Germany?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions – OR – Give the FIRST name of Michael Vic.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
____ (a) construct a bridge
____ (b) lead an empire or
____ (c) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
____ (a) Jewish
____ (b) Catholic
____ (c) Hindu
____ (d) atheist
5. Advanced Math: How many feet are in a 3 foot yard stick?
6. What time is it when the little hand is on the 6 and the big hand is on the 6?
7. In the 10 commandments how many was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in the America’s far NORTH called?
____ (a) Westerners
____ (b) Southerners
____ (c) NORTHerners
9. Spell the name of the current President of the US. (George Bush)
_______________________________
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth.
Name the previous five.
11. Where does rain come from?
____ (a) Wall Mart
____ (b) Kmart
____ (c) Target
____ (d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein’s Theory of Relativity?
____ (a) yes
____ (b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for which country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name.
16. Where is the basement in a four story building located?
17. Which part of the United States produces the most oranges?
____ (a) Minnnesota
____ (b) Florida
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) Wisconsin
18. More advanced math. If you have three oranges, how many pears do you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
____ (a) B.C
____ (b) A.D.





















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