Exam for athletes…
The following is a college or University entrance exam for athletes.
Time Limit: 4 Days.
Write Your Name: ________________________________________
(20 bonus points if spelled correctly).
1. What is The spoken language of Germany?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - Give the [...]
Beer Testing
Last Week scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 150 men 12 bottles of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive.
No further testing is planned.
Things you’ll NEVER hear one woman say to another woman
That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping
my husband company while I go for a swim?
Oh, look, that woman and I have the same dress on! I think I’ll go
introduce myself!
His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking than I am, and [...]
Terrorism: Doing our part
President Bush has asked that we unite for a common cause.
Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tomorrow night at 7:00 all peace-loving women between the ages of 21 & 35 are asked to walk [...]
