Top NFL Complaints
1. NFL Complaint : After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.
2. NFL Complaint : Calling “heads or tails” but never getting any. . . “head” or “tail”.
3. NFL Complaint : Players get “the wave”. . . refs get “the finger”.
4. NFL [...]
January 31st, 2007
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Broadband Speed Test
Test your internet provider’s speed for free
January 30th, 2007
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NFL, Grid Iron, American Football. Call it what you want, but I’m calling it American Football in this site, so here are a bunch of funny jokes for America’s favorite game!
—NFL
Q: What’s the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
—NFL
Q: Why is the [...]
January 28th, 2007
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THE EVOLUTION OF A MOM
Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first.
Your Clothes
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long [...]
January 26th, 2007
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Men’s Advice To Women
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up, put it down.
3. Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Get rid of your cat.
5. Sunday = TV Sports.
6. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
7. You [...]
January 25th, 2007
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