December 2006
Greatest T-Shirts of 2006
December 30, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
For the New years, and to pay tribute to the end of 2006 we have compiled some of the best T-Shirt logo’s we have come across and whore. This New Years should be just as exciting as last New Years that we remember anyhow. So here are the best of the best of our T-Shirt [...]
Top 10 Signs You’re At A Lame New Year’s Eve Party
December 28, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Top 10 Signs You’re At A Lame New Year’s Eve Party
To give it a Times Square feel, everyone is groped, fondled and pick-pocketed
The ‘Party Hats’ look suspiciously like stolen traffic cones
There’s a “Happy 1995″ sticker on the packete of shrimp [...]
New Years Resolutions for you Internet Junkies
December 27, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
*I will try to figure out why I “really” need 12 e-mail addresses. *I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A phone call every now and then would be appreciated.
*I resolve to work with neglected children — my own.
*I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm [...]
A 727 AND A HAIL STORM
December 26, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
(How would you’ve liked to have been on this flight ? )
This is an old Boeing 727 after landing from a flight over Alberta, Canada on�Friday 10 Aug 2006.��
On a night flight, around 11PM, Canadian 727 aircraft 705BX was crusing at 35,000 feet when it encountered hail the size of tennis balls.� The [...]
Past New years Resolutions
December 25, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
RESOLUTION #1:
1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year.
2000: I will read at least 10 books a year.
2001: I will read 5 books a year.
2002: I will finish The Pelican Brief
2003: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
2004: I will read at least one article this year.
2005: I will [...]
Things that make you go HMMM
December 23, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Many thing you see everyday, make you wonder just what the hell were they thinking.
What kind of Lover and SEX Partner are you
December 19, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit shape determines what you’re like in bed! Yes, it’s true–just take this simple test to determine your true bedroom personality:
Green clovers:
If your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow shape is the green clover, you’re a happy-go-lucky type in bed. You don’t take anything too [...]
Admiration or fascination of Breasts
December 17, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
As us females go, weather we admit it or not we do admire breasts weather they are our own or others. The real thing or enhanced. Breasts are the things that make the world go around. They make us who we are and bring out our sexuality. Large or small they entice all. Here [...]
Christmas Controversies
December 15, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
WHICH IS BEST?
CONTROVERSY Should the tree be real or fake?
YUPPIE Live tree, planted after use
MALE Fake tree, discarded after use
FEMALE Grow tree in house, adorned with fruits
REALITY Fake tree stays up until May, adorned with fur-balls
CONTROVERSY Should tree lights twinkle or stay constant?
YUPPIE Each bulb blinks to its own random rhythm
MALE Bulbs flash logo of [...]
Can you read This
December 15, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit [...]
It is now safe to look
December 11, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Go ahead it is now a fact taking a peak once in a while is healthy.
Christmas Test … ” name that Carol “
December 9, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Name That Christmas Carol!
1. Bleached Yule
2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Arrival Time2400 hrs – WeatherCloudless
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Far Off in a Feeder
8. Array the Corridor
9. Bantam Male Percussionist
10. Monarchial Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
13. Red Man En Route to Borough
14. Frozen [...]
Female Elf Applications
December 8, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Female Elf Applications
National Federation of Uniformed Elves
Main Office, North Pole
Female Elf Employment Application
1. Name ________________
2. Present Address ____________________
3. Age ___ (If under 100, parental permission is required)
4. Height ______ (If over 3 feet 6 inches, please attach waiver
application)
5. Present Occupation ____________ (If politician, forget it!)
6. Hobbies ______________________________
(If boys, boys, boys, do you like “little, little” [...]
Two more reasons to visit Florida
December 7, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
A Christmas Game
December 7, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
It’s a matter of opinion that Yule love the game we’re about to
play. In each sentence below, fill in the blank or blanks with an
expression commonly used at Christmastide.
1. On December 24, Adam’s wife was known as _____ _____.
2. In Charles Dickens’s A Christmas Carol, Scrooge was visited
by the ghost of _____ _____.
3. An [...]
