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New “Chic” body piercing

Men all over the country are urging their wives and sweethearts to get this ‘chic’ procedure.
The going rate on the east coast now exceeds $10,000.
Many men feel it is worth it.

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Drinker’s Alphabet

Drinker’s Alphabet
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A is for Alcohol :The key to surviving college

B is for Beer :The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging

C is for Class :What you’re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party

D is for Dancing :A favorite pastime [...]

12 Sure Fire Ways To Know You’re A Woman

1. Whine

2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no.
Then get mad when you are believed.

3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties,
start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.

4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.

5. Whine.

6. If you are [...]

Geography Of Men & Women

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and [...]

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