November 2006
Phrases you wish you could say at work!
November 2, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Phrases for Work.
Phrases you wish you could say at work!
1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again…
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I’m [...]
Rules to give to your Boss!
November 1, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it’s really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to [...]
The Divorce letter
November 1, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Dear Husband:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good.
I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and [...]
