SIGNS YOU’VE HAD A BAD DATE WITH A GIRL
* Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to date her mother.
* You find out her real name is Brandon, and you used to play little league with her.
* She has a thicker mustache than you.
* When you go to pick [...]
A woman was trying to do her laundry one day, when her washing machine suddenly broke down. Distraught, she called her husband at the office and said, “Honey, can you please come home and fix the washing machine? It doesn’t work.” The angry husband replied, “What do I look like? The freakin’ Maytag man?” and [...]
What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.
What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
About 40 lbs.
How do you equalize the two?
Feed the elephant.
What’s the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
Introduce herself.
Walks home.
What’s the difference between a sorority girl [...]
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LOVE………………….when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST…………………..when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE…………when your belt won’t meet around your waist, and you don’t care.
LOVE………………….when intercourse is called making love.
LUST…………………..all other times.
MARRIAGE…………what’s intercourse?
LOVE………………….when you argue over how many children to have.
LUST…………………..when you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE…………when you argue over [...]
