INTERNATIONAL DATING GUIDE CAUCASIAN WOMAN: First date: You get to kiss her good night. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea. JAPANESE WOMAN: First date: She’s shy, so [...]
10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN
(and what they actually mean)
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You are one Jurassic geezer.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid [...]
DICTIONARY OF DATING DATING:
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. [...]
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat out.
She [...]
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50.
Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50.
Hand Job: - $10.00.
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group [...]
