August 2006
Women verses Men
August 31, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Women verses Men
1. NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
2. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and [...]
Ways to be a perfect asian
August 30, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Ways to be a perfect asian
Wear clothes of two colors: your choice of black or white.
Own an alphanumeric pager with a built in answering machine.
Own a cellular phone.
Have only Asian friends.
Speak only in Asian languages.
Dress as though you’re headed for a party when you’re actually going to
class.
If you’re a girl, BE SURE TO STUFF YOUR [...]
Honeymoon in Fiji Priceless
August 30, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
My stock brokers Honeymoon in Fiji…. Priceless
Top Reasons Why Asian Girls Hate Asian Guys
August 29, 2006 by Jeff · 2 Comments
Top Reasons Why Asian Girls Hate Asian Guys
All you wannabes always talk about cars and how you want to fix it up and race and shit, but you don’t even got a car! you just be driving your mama’s Honda accord with your GOT RICE sticker on the bumper
You always wear the same shit on [...]
Reasons a Messy Office is Better Than a Clean One
August 28, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
11.      Crumbs of food in the keyboard could keep you alive if you ever become trapped in your cubicle.
10.      Annoying OCD coworkers will give your cubicle a wide berth.
9.        Tons of visual aids in reach [...]
50 ways you know you have been in Korea to long
August 26, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
You are immune to the smell of “the kimchi breath.”
You no longer come to a complete stop at the stop sign and you never yield the right-of-way.
You can pick up a single strand of noodles with chopsticks.
You ask for more “ko-chu” because the kimchi-chige soup is not hot enough.
You enjoy slurping your noodles as loudly [...]
50 ways you know you might be married to a Korean
August 25, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
You own two refrigerators, and one is just used for storing Kimchee.
She gets upset if you refer to the above as the Kimchee Box.
She gets upset if you put anything other than Kimchee in the Kimchee Box.
She lacks common sense, or for the politically correct: Faulty Logic.
You have more than one type of Kimchee.
She assures [...]
Signs you have to think about
August 16, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
somtimes we think much to hard and take to much time thinking of what we have thought about.
more stuff and games coming soon
Funny Gas prices from Hell
August 15, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Here are some information of new gas signs soon to come.
Maybe all these places are trying to tell us something
Bored Silly
August 15, 2006 by Jeff · Leave a Comment
Bored Dead is a site for all the working class people that have had their companies have blocked simple,Fun Games and Puzzles we all like to play on our down time. This site will give you plenty of thiings to do and read.
