WHY NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
1. There are even more positions in which you can do nothing. 2. Nothing is free. 3. You can do nothing with anybody, at any time, and nobody will spread nasty rumors about you. 4. You can eat or sleep while you do nothing, and nobody will be offended. 5. It’s perfectly alright to look bored while you do nothing. 6. While you may get fired for doing nothing at work,... [Read more about this property...]
YOU PROBABLY FLUNKED SEX EDUCATION IF YOU THINK…
*A clitoris is a type of flower. * A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. * “Spread eagle” is an extinct bird. * Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack. * A menstrual cycle has three wheels. * A G-string is part of a fiddle. * Semen is a term for sailors. * Anus is a Latin term for sailors. * Testicles are found on an octopus. * Asphalt describes rectal... [Read more about this property...]
Quiz for Men
Quiz for Men 1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as: a) Lovemaking b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared: a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship b) Your blood-test results c) Five tequila slammers 3. You time your orgasm so that: a)... [Read more about this property...]
Famous Sex Quotes
Famous Sex Quotes Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.” – Sharon Stone “My girlfriend always laughs during sex—no matter what she’s reading.” – Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers) “I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it. I said, “Thyroid problem?” – Arnold Schwarzenegger “Hockey... [Read more about this property...]
